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Logfag’s Block Party Minecraft Server

apartment, autism, b.., BLOCK, blue yeti mic, burp, Corn, dirty toilet, failure singer, famous rockstar, gagging, logfag, LOGFAGS, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, no money, Party, public toilet, Server, Shit, TOILET, turbo autism, vomit

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re a failed rockstar who needs a Blue Yeti Mic but has no money. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so you decide to eat a random log of turd you find in a filthy public toilet. But little did you know, that turd would give you the luck you needed!

Now, every time you burp, it smells like a mix of corn and log turd. But hey, at least you’re lucky now, right? Join our server and experience the crazy adventures that await you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own lucky turd along the way!

SovllessCraft Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, Appearance, Black, Boring, Buttons.., design, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, laptop buttons, laptop design, laptop features, laptop trackpad, Laptops, Minecraft, Minimalist, MODERN, Server, silver, Sleek, SovllessCraft, Technology, Trackpad, trend

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5470	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Tired of boring old rectangular laptops? Well, our Minecraft server is the answer to your prayers! We’ve got sovl (whatever that is) galore and trackpad buttons for days. And don’t even get us started on the mystery of who took them away in the first place. Join us and uncover the truth behind the missing sovl in the most outrageous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DutchCraftin’AITA

aita, Appetizers, bill, coffee, Communication, dating etiquette, dessert, drinks, Dutch, DutchCraftinAITA, first date, friend of a friend, Gender Roles, genuine guy, going Dutch, main course, misunderstanding, paying for myself, Restaurant, separate checks, splitting the bill, Upset

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of going on dates with guys who expect you to foot the bill for their expensive meals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that all players will split the virtual bill equally, so you never have to worry about being stuck with a hefty tab.

Join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your dream restaurant and invite all your friends for a virtual feast. Just make sure to communicate with your fellow players about who is paying for what, or you might end up with a virtual bill that’s way out of your budget.

Don’t let dating drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and enjoy a stress-free environment where everyone pays their fair share. Who knew that Minecraft could teach us valuable lessons about sharing the costs of a meal? See you in the game!

PrankCallCraft: Make Steve do the Chicken Dance!

accomplish, call anyone, chicken, command, control, craziest thing, Dance, DO WHATEVER, dream, FANTASY, influence, Magic, Manipulation, obey, once in a lifetime, opportunity, phone call, power, PrankCallCraft, steve, Unlimited, wish, world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the power to make anyone in the world your personal puppet! Need your boss to do the chicken dance during a Zoom meeting? Just give them a call on our server and watch the hilarity unfold. Want to see your favorite celebrity reenact scenes from your favorite movie? Just dial them up and make it happen!

Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip as you control the actions of anyone you choose. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on in and start pulling the strings on the world around you!

KharkivCraft: Russian Ruckus

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, fresh attacks, gathering forces, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv Oblast, KharkivCraft, Kremlin, Military, mobilization, provocation, Ruckus, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	899	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

LOL YO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS INSTEAD OF GUNS AND BOMBS. JOIN US AND HELP US FIGHT OFF THE EVIL RUSSIAN FORCES IN KHARKIV OBLAST. WE NEED ALL THE BLOCKY SOLDIERS WE CAN GET TO PROTECT OUR LAND FROM THE INVADERS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. COME JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!

CranCraft: 54% Less UTIs!

Bacteria, bacteria prevention, bladder health, Cranberries, cranberry benefits, cranberry consumption, Cranberry juice, cranberry research, cranberry studies, CranCraft, health benefits, infection risk, meta analysis, natural remedy, participants, Prevention, urinary health, urinary tract infections, urinary tract walls, UTIs, worldwide

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5270
Potions Brewed:	175	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting them nasty UTIs all the time? Well, have no fear, cuz we got the solution for ya! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and drink cranberry juice while you play to reduce your chances of getting a UTI by 54%!

We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!

IsraelDBZMeetupMCServer

Anime, coming up, Community, convention, Country, Cultural, dbz, Entertainment, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Fun, Gathering, International, Israel, IsraelDBZMeetupMCServer, local ], Manga, Meetup, networking, Social

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry in your country? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and rainbow-colored lava.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

KawaiiClothesCraft Minecraft Server

Confidence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, kawaii fashion, KawaiiClothesCraft, Masculinity, Minecraft, self actualization, self compassion, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, Server, societal expectations

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6502	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling emasculated because you sell kawaii clothes for a living? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate fashionista warrior! Show off your stylish armor and slay dragons in the trendiest outfits. Who says you can’t be fabulous and fierce at the same time? Join now and unleash your inner fashionista warrior!

BabyFeed Minecraft Server

advice, baby, BabyFeed, Boyfriend, clothes, daycare, Essentials, Expenses, financial assistance, Formula, income, makeup artist, maternity leave, Minecraft, MONEY, Niece, Pregnancy, Server, sister, Stable, Support, tough love

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the thrill of family feuds and financial woes in a virtual world!

Witness the epic saga of a young makeup artist who decided to have a baby without a stable income. Will her boyfriend’s 50k a year salary be enough to support them? Or will you have to pitch in to help buy formula and baby clothes for her virtual niece?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about financial responsibility and family dynamics. Will you be the hero who lends a helping hand, or the villain who stands their ground and says enough is enough?

Join our server now and dive into the chaotic world of virtual family drama! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have this level of excitement?

WeddingCraftMomBoss

challenging relationships, Communication Issues, custody battles, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family trauma, in-law drama, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting struggles, Resentment, rewards and consequences, sibling bonding, toxic relationship, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCraftMomBoss

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1870
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where you can act as the parent of the groom, even if you’re not related! Our server is filled with drama, just like a soap opera.

Become the head of the household at the ripe old age of 10, just like our server owner did! Deal with a cold and distant mother figure who wishes you were never born – it’s just like playing on hard mode in Minecraft.

Experience the thrill of trying to win custody of your siblings, only to be denied because your mom’s household is financially stable. It’s like a custody battle mini-game within the game!

And if that’s not enough, we have grocery store encounters with estranged family members and petty arguments that will make you feel right at home. Join our server today and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!