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SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

CraftyTalibanHideout

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Emeralds Found:	6813	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

PlasticCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29

Yo, you ever think about how plastic could be the ultimate villain in our lives? Like, imagine a world where plastic takes over and we all become slaves to the plastic overlords. But fear not, brave soul, for there is a way to fight back against the plastic apocalypse! Join our Minecraft server and help us battle against the evil plastic monsters that threaten to destroy us all.

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect rare resources and craft powerful weapons to defeat the plastic menace. Build fortresses made entirely out of recycled materials and show those plastic baddies who’s boss. Plus, you’ll meet other players who share your passion for saving the planet from plastic doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against plastic tyranny! Together, we can save the world, one block at a time.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9852	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Votes:	9288
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!