Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!
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My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years
/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years
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GymliNET Anarchy
1.20.1, 2b2t style, Anarchy, Anticheat, GymliNET, Minecraft, Optimization, Plugins, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla
2b2t-style anarchy server, running 1.20.1. Will never be updated on an always-on server. Completely vanilla experience, as the only mods are just optimization and anticheat plugins.
www.gymli.org:36600
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CraftyFateMC Server
21 Million Downloads Campaign, Campaign, Chaldea Coin Calculator, CraftyFateMC, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/stay night REMASTERED, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP Rateups, FGO Raw Database, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Interlude Timeline, Mats/Summoning Info, News, rank up, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Space Ishtar Summon, summon
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, and you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. From building massive castles to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Plus, we have exclusive events like the “Fate/stay night REMASTERED” Release Campaign where you can summon legendary heroes and take on epic quests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
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AIYouTubeCraft SMP
#youtube, ai, AI Voice, AIYouTubeCraft, algorithm, Content Creation, Daily Uploads, Grow fast, Instagram content, jumpstart YouTube channel, minecraft parkour, Reposting, shorts, smp, social media strategy, stupid reels, subway surfers, video production, Videos, youtube growth, youtube tips
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane parkour challenges that will have you jumping off your seat (literally)!But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground subway system where you can race against other players in a high-speed showdown. And if that’s not enough, we have AI voices narrating your every move as you conquer the obstacles in front of you.
And if you’re worried about growing your YouTube channel, don’t fret! Our server is the perfect place to jumpstart your career. Just repost some content from Instagram and watch the views roll in. And if you really want to assault the algorithm, just post 10 videos a day of you dominating our crazy challenges.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
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EatAtTheNeighborMCServer
allergic reactions, bartending, customer satisfaction, customer service, dietary restrictions, dining experience, EatAtTheNeighborMCServer, food allergies, Food Safety, food service, guest satisfaction, Honesty, meal accommodations, menu options, respect for servers, Restaurant (Industry), restaurant etiquette, Safety, satisfaction, Server, Tipping
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is deciding what to build next? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!Imagine a world where bartending meets Minecraft. Our 33-year-old female bartender will serve up some epic drinks while you build to your heart’s content. She’s been in the industry for over a decade and knows how to keep the party going. But watch out, she takes food allergies seriously, so make sure to let her know if you’re allergic to creepers or zombies!
One time, a family of three came in with a son who had a severe peanut and tree nut allergy. Our bartender suggested they go to the restaurant next door for more options, but the father lost his mind! He demanded a new server, complained to the manager, and even threatened to file a complaint against our owner. In the end, they didn’t even eat anything and went to the other restaurant anyway. Talk about drama!
But don’t worry, our bartender always puts customer satisfaction first, even if it means dealing with entitled parents. So come join our server for a unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a 25% tip from a disgruntled family!
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iPadRuinerCraft
American accent, child behavior, child development, child health, child neglect, Child Psychology, Communication, cultural identity, digital devices, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, iPad addiction, iPadRuinerCraft, parenting, parenting choices, screen time, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, Social Skills, technology useLooking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget to eat, sleep, or even talk to your friends and family? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate level of obsession with our virtual world.Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?
But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.
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RocketRascalsMC
civilian casualties, civilian clothes, civilian disguise, Conflict, extremism, gaza, Hamas, Hamas rockets, humanitarian area, international news, Israel, Khan Yunis, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Political unrest, RocketRascalsMC, Rockets, Terrorism, violence, War
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they launch rockets from humanitarian areas while wearing civilian clothes? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! come join us for some crazy adventures and chaotic fun. who knows what kind of shenanigans will happen next? join now and be part of the madness!
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DeadMc Network
Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, java edition, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, News, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist
DeadMc Network has lots of gamemodes for the community such as survival, kitpvp, skyblock, and events every week. So join our discord for updates and news about everything happening on the server. This is server is 1.17+ for only java edition.
play.deadmc.xyz
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Nohair
admins, China, Chinese, Chinese server, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hacks, kill, massacre, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nohair, overpowered items., pirated accounts, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival
A Chinese server. You can use pirated accounts The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good luck
nohair.top
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Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft
30 year old, Alcoholic, anorexia, Aspie, bills, BoomerCraft, Conversation, cost of living, death, mentally ill, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Mother, NEET, one job, Psychosis, Release, Server, social anxiety, tiny apartment, warehouse, WelfareAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
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BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP
back, back again, back and better than ever, back for another round, back for good, back for more, back for the long haul, back in action, back in the game, back in the mix, back in the saddle, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back with a vengeance, BackInBlockyBusiness, COMEBACK, I’m Back, long tail, Minecraft, returning, smp
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding.Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.