Kerbalximus Minecraft Servers

Kerbalximus Minecraft Servers

  • PinkChuubasMC Server

    PinkChuubasMC Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 3966
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

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    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server ever – where we worship Pink Women! Join us at /pink/ for a wild ride filled with pink-themed chuubas from all over the universe. We are all about Pink Unity here, because who doesn’t love a good pink chuuba, am I right?

    We have an extensive list of pink chuubas that will blow your mind. And if you have any pink chuubas that aren’t on the list, just post them and we’ll add them because we believe in spreading the pink love!

    But wait, you might say, “X chuuba is bad!” Well, ignore the haters and just bask in the glory of Pink Unity, because all Pink Women are absolute queens in our book.

    Join us for some crazy fun on our Minecraft server where we discuss, worship, and celebrate all things pink chuubas. Don’t miss out on the madness – come be a part of our pink-tastic community today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IdolCraft SMP – The Blocky Quest

    IdolCraft SMP – The Blocky Quest
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 1209
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 163 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 7874
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Mines Excavated: 2770
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic journey of a girl who literally crawled through mud to get to where she is now. She’s like a real-life Minecraft warrior princess, except instead of a sword, she wields a diamond pickaxe. After a year of blood, sweat, and tears (mostly tears from creepers blowing up her stuff), she has risen to the top and is ready to show the world what she’s made of. So come join us and be a part of her epic tale of triumph and glory! Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HoarderSisNephewMiserableAITA

    HoarderSisNephewMiserableAITA
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8937
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my sister’s rodent-infested house? Look no further! Our server is overrun with mobs just like her home is overrun with rodents. But don’t worry, our mobs won’t leave droppings everywhere – just epic loot for you to collect!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through stacks of old food packages just like my sister’s cluttered house. Will you find hidden treasures or get lost in the maze of junk? The possibilities are endless!

    And just like my nephew Jim, who’s always trying to escape his house, you can escape reality by immersing yourself in our virtual world. Who needs two part-time jobs and volunteer work when you can slay dragons and build epic structures?

    So come join us on our server, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being a hoarder of diamonds and rare items – in fact, we encourage it! Let’s make Minecraft hoarding great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hezbollah’s Last Call Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah’s Last Call Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 3241
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    New Chunks Explored: 639215 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can have phone calls with hezbollah officials? well, guess what, on our server, u can do just that! join now for a chance to chat with fuad shukr himself and maybe even lead him to his ultimate demise! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of talking to hezbollah while mining for diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskHomeboundMC

    KurskHomeboundMC
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2495
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7164
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where italian journalists can escape moscow’s threats and return home safely!!! build a fortress to protect yourself from evil russian spies trying to steal your diamonds!!! team up with fellow players to take down putin’s army of creepers and save the world from destruction!!! come join the fun and adventure on our server, where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DreamInterruptedMC

    DreamInterruptedMC
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 882
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 234 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted house on a unicorn! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking cows wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And then you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and skeletons are doing the Macarena. It’s lit, fam!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a penchant for playing the accordion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding chickens. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeaweedSquadCraft

    SeaweedSquadCraft
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 7768
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 182 Runes Activated: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

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    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got seaweeds and bacteria livin’ together like besties. It’s like a whole ecosystem goin’ on in dis server, man.

    Picture this: u swimmin’ in da ocean, mindin’ ur own business, and suddenly u see a seaweed startin’ to grow some funky lookin’ bacteria on it. Next thing u know, da seaweed is shootin’ out lasers and da bacteria is flyin’ around like little minions. It’s like a freakin’ science experiment gone wild, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We got quests where u gotta help da seaweeds and bacteria evolve together to become da ultimate power couple of da ocean. U gotta feed ’em, protect ’em, and maybe even throw ’em a party or two. Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans u’ll get into on dis server.

    So come on, join us and witness da potential coevolution of seaweeds and bacteria in all its wacky glory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VidyaReviewz Minecraft Server

    VidyaReviewz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8307
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP_GrieferGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    SMP_GrieferGoneWild Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 3333
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5253
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have their own currency and government system. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Uncle’s Mistress Minecraft Server

    Uncle’s Mistress Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 5663
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Potions Brewed: 178 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual family drama just like this wild story!

    Imagine building a virtual mansion with secret rooms for your long-term mistress and illegitimate children. Watch your uncle cheat on his wealthy wife multiple times, leading to a messy divorce and financial ruin. Will you prioritize healthcare over expensive private schools for your teenage daughter? The drama never ends on our server!

    Join now and create your own outrageous storylines that will make your real life family drama seem tame in comparison. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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