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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8929 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many diamonds you’ll be drowning in them like a rich duck in a fancy pool. we have dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a bucket of fried chicken.
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles. our mini-games include spleef with explosive snowballs and parkour courses that will make you question your sanity.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and given the power to fly like a majestic eagle. so come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
