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C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	749601
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Dragons Tamed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ores Mined:	573
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7031
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	40	Meteorites Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension Hops:	13

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1323	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Potions Brewed:	121	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	278	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5557
Star Shards Collected:	151	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!