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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5589 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7280 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 140 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4531 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby at a friend’s house for five hours without a care in the world? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you laughing like J did when she finally picked up her baby after her little adventure.
Join us for the most outrageous adventures, where anything goes – just like J assuming you’ll provide daycare for her baby without even asking! We promise you won’t be bored, especially when you realize you have the chance to go part-time this summer and avoid any more awkward babysitting situations.
So come on, join us on this server where the unexpected is the norm and where you can finally put your foot down like a boss. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t be an AH – join us now!
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