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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 465 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1878 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 183 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!