KEMAKAZI FUNTY TITOK – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TuskCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Acts, Airline, aviation security, Conspiracy, diplomatic crisis, donald tusk, eastern europe, european union, Global, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, political tensions, russia, security threats, Server, Terror, Terrorism, Tusk, TuskCraft, Vladimir Putin, world affairs

lol, u know what’s more terror than that? not joining our epic minecraft server! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride on flying pigs! our server is so lit, even Poland’s Tusk is accusing Russia of trying to sabotage it cuz they’re jelly of how much fun we have. join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CraftyTerrorWars

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, Conspiracy, CraftyTerrorWars, Global, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Plot, plot foiled, Poland, russia, Safety, security threat, suspects, terror attacks., Terrorism, Tusk, world

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia is jealous? well, this server is so epic that even poland’s tusk is talking about it! we got crazier plots than russia, but in a good way, like building giant TNT cannons to launch pigs into the sky or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

join now and be part of the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government conspiracy or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. plus, our community is so awesome that even poland’s tusk would want to join in on the fun.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server in the world and let’s create chaos together!

Brain Block Party

Attention, BLOCK, Brain, brain networks, decreased connectivity, dysphoria symptoms, motor function, neuroimaging, Party, posttraumatic stress disorder, ptsd, response inhibition, torture survivors

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna have ur brain blown away like a creeper explosion! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what real life is like anymore! our players are so skilled they can build a castle with their eyes closed while fighting off zombies with their toes!

come join us and experience the thrill of decreased connectivity in brain networks – it’s like playing on hard mode 24/7! u’ll be so immersed in the game u won’t even remember what response inhibition is! and don’t even get me started on the attention – u’ll be so focused on mining diamonds u won’t even notice the sun rising and setting!

plus, if u suffer from dysphoria symptoms of PTSD, this server is the perfect escape! let ur worries melt away as u explore our vast world and build ur own paradise! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Velax

AFK Rewards, Asia, Asians, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, Daily Rewards, Economy, Events, Gaming, Hosting, India, LifeSteal, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, Ping, pvp arena, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Server, Singapore, Skills, Survival

Velax Hosted in Asia, Singapore.

The best lifesteal server for asians! The server is hosted in India which guarantees good ping for Asians!

Our lifesteal server has Skills, Quests, Daily Rewards, Crates, Ranks, PVP Arena, AFK Rewards and much more!

play.velax.net

Bliss SMP

bliss smp, Experience, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Votifier

This is a server for people who just want the vanilla minecraft experience. There are no plugins on this server other than votifier. Join if you want to play minecraft as it is.

212.192.29.15:25419

Seasoned Beastrealm 1.20

animal, Beastrealm, Cooking, Culinary, DELICIOUS, flavoring, Food, Gourmet, kitchen, Meal, recipe, Seasoned, Seasoning, seasoning for beef, seasoning for fish, seasoning for meat, seasoning for pork, seasoning for poultry, spices, Tasty

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild safari but with blocks and creepers! You can tame animals, build epic structures, and even battle it out with other players! It’s like a virtual zoo on steroids, man! Plus, the admins are like culinary wizards, always asking what seasoning you need on your virtual animal. It’s like playing Minecraft and Iron Chef at the same time, mind blown, right? So, come on, join us and let’s spice up this virtual world together!

LovelessCraft

Boundaries, Breakups, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional labor, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, ghosting, Honesty, LovelessCraft, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted by your friends because they’re too busy in relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good love triangle or enjoy helping their friends through countless breakups. With over 15 relationships per year, you’ll never run out of drama to keep you entertained.

But don’t worry, if you ever feel like it’s all too much and you need a break from your virtual friends, feel free to ghost them without any explanation. After all, they’ve done it to you plenty of times before!

So come join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being in the middle of your friends’ relationship drama. Who needs real-life friends when you have a Minecraft server like this? Join now and never feel guilty about cutting off your friends again!

BlockyBedBliss

Bed.., BlockyBedBliss, comfort, Communication, Connection, emotional intimacy, foreplay, Intimacy, mutual satisfaction, Passion, physical intimacy, Pleasure, relationship, Respect, romance, satisfaction, Sensuality, serious, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Look no further, because our server is here to spice things up in bed… I mean, in-game! Join us for the wildest adventures and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good at PvP, they’ll make you feel like you’re in bed with a creeper! So come on, join us and experience the best thing someone can do to you in bed… I mean, in-game!

GoldMineSiegeCraft

bodies retrieved, closed mine, emergency response, Fatalities, gold mine, GoldMineSiegeCraft, mine safety, mine workers, Mining (Industry), mining accident, Mining Disaster, mining operations, rescue efforts, rescue operation, Siege, south africa, South African gold mine, South African news, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground

come join our minecraft server where we mine for gold like crazy and maybe get trapped like those 60 bodies in south africa but dont worry we have better security than a gold mine and you wont get stuck unless you want to because our caves are filled with treasure and adventure so come on down and dig your way to victory!

NovaLands

action, Adrenaline-pumping, Asia, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Discord, Events, Features, Fun, Join, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, PVP environment, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Skywars, Top-tier gameplay, Updates

NovaLands – The #1 Lifesteal Server in Asia! Welcome to NovaLands, the ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal experience! Our server is the #1 Lifesteal server in Asia, offering an adrenaline-pumping PvP environment where you can steal hearts and rise to the top! But that’s not all – we’re always expanding and bringing new and exciting game modes to the server, including Mini-Games and more. Join us today and become part of the action!

Why NovaLands?

Top-tier Lifesteal gameplay Regular updates with new game modes and features Friendly and active community Epic events and challenges Connect with us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Join our Discord: https://discord.xyz/novalands Server IP: play.novalands.fun

play.novalands.fun