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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8291 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.