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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2437 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 22 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!