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Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Emeralds Found:	3258
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5256
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mines Excavated:	4774
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Towns Built:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

at my, at my cute, clock, clock wife’s, ClockWifesTits, cute, cute clock wife’s, LOLzCraft, long trail, looking, looking at, looking at my, my cute, my cute clock, Server, STOP, stop looking, tags, tits, VT, Wife, wife’s tits

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, expansion pack, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy XVI, gameplay, Gaming, new content, Opinions, PC, PlayStation, Revenge, reviews, RPG, Square Enix, Story, The Rising Tide, video game, Xbox, XVI

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Zombie Dances:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6588

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

capability, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender equality, gender equality movement, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, less capable, Minecraft, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, strength, WEAKER, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Potions Brewed:	91	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

1999, codes, Community Resources, cultural references, daily reset, database, English, Eternity, FutureCraft, gacha saving, general, insight materials, No pvp, patch 1.5, Psychube guide, rate-up banners, resonance guide, RPG, Spathodea, spell cards, storytelling, Team Building, turn based, Uluru Games, voice acting

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

acceptance, adhd, Challenges, Community, coping, Edition, education, Empathy, Mania, medication, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, productivity, Resources, self-care, stigma, strategies, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	8530
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Pixelated Pooptopia

animated series, Anime, Competition, Drama, FANTASY, figure skating, ice skating, japanese animation, LGBTQ, love story, Oblivion Battery, pixelated, Pooptopia, relationships, romance, sports, Supernatural, Victor Nikiforov, Yuri Katsuki, Yuri on Ice, Yuri Plisetsky

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	4688	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!