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CraftyCrappers

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, Communication, connectivity, CraftyCrappers, digital age, digital communication, internet, mobile devices, modern society, multitasking, ONLINE, online conversations, screen time, smartphones, social media, social-networking, Technology, toilet time, virtual interactions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block with a sign that said “free diamonds for life”. and guess what? they actually got free diamonds for life! i know, crazy right? but that’s not all. we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. why? because why not! oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who gives out enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and experience the magic of communicating with others while pooping. it’s a game-changer, literally.

McDonald’s Down Minecraft Server

Big mac, BURGERS, Business, chain, Corporation, Decline, Downfall, fallen, fast food, financial crisis, Fries, golden arches, iconic, Internet meme, McDonalds, Minecraft, Press F, public relations, Restaurant, Server, social media, stock market

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	625	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because McDonald’s has fallen and we need your help to rebuild it! Join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure to collect all the ingredients needed to make the perfect Big Mac. But beware, the evil Ronald McDonald is lurking around every corner, ready to steal your precious pickles. Can you save McDonald’s and become the ultimate fast food hero? Press F to pay your respects to the fallen fries and join us on this wild ride!

PixelPunchers Minecraft Server

adult life, Being, daily basis, Dark Arts, Dedication, Defeat, detention, face, Fandom, Fighting, incel, mind reader, Minecraft, misbehaving kids, PixelPunchers, Powerful, powerful mind, sacrifice, SAVING, Server, voldemort, Weirdo

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of living a boring life in the real world? Do you want to dedicate your adult life to fighting the dark arts, lying to mind readers, and sacrificing your entire being to save the world from evil? Then come join our Minecraft server where anything is possible!

On our server, you can become a wizard and battle against the forces of darkness, all while getting called a weirdo incel by the fandom. You can even get detention from the most powerful wizard of all time for misbehaving kids – talk about a plot twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even save the world from Voldemort himself!

SisCraft: No Maid of Honor Drama

Childhood, Communication, Drama, emotional baggage, ENGAGEMENT, family, favoritism, forgiveness, Honor, love, Maid, maid of honor, parents, regret, rejection, relationships, Resentment, self reflection, sibling, SisCraft, sister, strained relationship, Wedding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4199	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Divine Spears Created:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a sibling rivalry like no other.

Are you tired of boring servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that would make even the Kardashians jealous. Witness the epic saga of two sisters torn apart by favoritism and betrayal, all while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wedding feud that puts reality TV to shame. Will you be the maid of honor who saves the day, or will you be accused of being just like the parents who caused all the drama in the first place?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of love. Just remember, in this world, you never know who might turn against you next.

WeirdTube Minecraft Server

atypical, BIZARRE, eccentric, Favorite, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Server, strange, TOPICS, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, Videos, watch, weird, WeirdTube

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8390
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the sheer awesomeness of it all that they never wanted to leave. True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds, and even battle a dragon that shoots out kittens instead of fireballs. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft enthusiast.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CouplesCraft Bed Wars

back sleeping, Bed.., bedroom tips, bedtime routine, comfort, Communication, couples, CouplesCraft, Cuddling, Intimacy, love, mattress, physical connection, relationship advice, romantic ideas, side sleeping, sleep quality, sleeping habits, sleeping positions, spooning, stomach sleeping, underrated bed position, Wars

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ores Mined:	2009	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the most underrated bed position for couples – the “Tango Twist”! Watch as your Minecraft avatar gets tangled up in knots with your partner in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Who knew virtual beds could be so much fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? One thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, Bolivia, catholic church, child abuse, Corruption, cover up, crimes, Exploitation, Holycraft, investigation, Jesuit Order, Justice, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, pedophile, Priest, religious institution, scandal, Server, sexual abuse

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	5417
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Zombie Dances:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so wild, it makes a pedophile priest in Bolivia look tame? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Jesuit Order as you navigate through hidden temples and treacherous caves. But be careful, because you never know what kind of scandalous cover-ups you might stumble upon!

With custom plugins and wacky events, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the banned players go to plot their revenge. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and face the wrath of the banned?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, things may get a little scandalous, but hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

CraftyNvidiaLand

Artificial Intelligence, Competition, corporate success, CraftyNvidiaLand, data centers, financial news, Gaming, Graphics cards, growth, industry leader, innovation, long-term investment., market capitalization, market dominance, most valuable company, nvidia, record high, semiconductor, stock market, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Potions Brewed:	102	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join this epic minecraft server where nvidia is the ruler and you can mine for graphics cards instead of diamonds!

we have a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with other players in a pixelated version of fortnite!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the entire server with just a click of a button!

plus, every full moon, the pigs in the game turn into flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon that gives you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyComediansMC

Accountability, Censorship, comedians, control, CraftyComediansMC, Democracy, Expression, fear, freedom of speech, governments, humor, influence, Journalists, Media, Politics, power, Professions, satire, Scared, Truth, WatchDogs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	104
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that has both, then this is the place for you, my friend. our journalists are always uncovering the latest gossip and scandals in the minecraft world, while our comedians are always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh until they pee their pixelated pants.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of trained llamas wearing sunglasses. if you can find the base and pass the llama test, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

our pvp arena is a literal circus, with clowns throwing pies and acrobats flipping around trying to dodge arrows. it’s chaos, but it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in a minecraft battle.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens. it’s like having your own personal genie, but with more explosions.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. oh, and watch out for the flying pigs. they’re not as cute as they look.

SurvivalCraft: No Trial, Just Fun!

BIAS, Cancer, cancer research, clinical trial, confounding, data interpretation, evidence-based medicine, Fun, Healthcare, medical literature, Medical Studies, meta analysis, oncology, Participation, patient outcomes, research findings, research methodology, statistical analysis, Survival, survivalcraft, systematic review, treatment effectiveness, trial

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

So, like, you know how some people think joining a cancer clinical trial will make them live longer? Well, turns out that’s a load of bull! On our server, you can join all the crazy trials you want and still live just as long as everyone else! Plus, we have special potions that make you invincible and can turn you into a unicorn. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? Come on, join us and live forever in Minecraft land!