KekGloss – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Judge Amit’s Minecraft Server
5 years, Amits, ban from search engine business, Crafty, destroys google, forces sell chrome, go after china, go after japan, going after criminals, going after monopolies, judge, judge amit, Minecraft, our hero, pushes capital riot, republican groups, sentence by next year, Server, trump case, turning down president immunity
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are taking down giant corporations like Google by making them sell Chrome and banning them from the search engine business for 5 years! We even pushed the capital riot by Republican groups and Trump case through by turning down presidential immunity – talk about drama!
But wait, there’s more! We are actually going after criminals and monopolies in the Minecraft world. And guess what? We have big plans to go after Japan and China next! Become a hero on our server and join the chaos today! Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and scandalous?

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PixelPainter Minecraft SMP
Art Creation, art critique, art development, art experimentation, art improvement, art iteration, art regeneration, art training, art validation, artistic model, Artistic process, artistic style, crap art, great art, iteration-validation loop, Minecraft, o1 style artist model, PixelPainter, regenerate parts, shitty art, SLOP, smp, validator training
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have cracked the code on creating the ultimate o1 style artist model! But get this, instead of training our validator on great art, we train it on the shittiest art we can find. Why, you ask? Because our iteration-validation loop is so next level that it can regenerate parts that look like pure crap or slop into masterpieces! Join us if you want to be a part of this insane experiment and witness the birth of the most bizarrely beautiful art you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a wild ride)!

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BlockyGalaxy – Minecraft Server
BlockyGalaxy, Daikkuri, Damage Calculator, FAQ, fashion history, Global Alliances, Item Codes, Minecraft, Mitsuba, new genesis, NGS Wiki, Oyasumi, phantasy star, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, pso2g, RappyDeathsquad, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Server, Stardust Drive, Tendoku, Toblerone, Verification Data
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and excitement that awaits you in our pixelated paradise.
Picture this: you spawn into a world where alliances are formed between RappyDeathsquad, Daikkuri, and Toblerone. Battles are fought, friendships are forged, and enemies are vanquished in the most epic ship wars you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Our Scratch Tickets are like no other, offering fashion items that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies. And don’t even get me started on our NGS Damage Calculator – crunch those numbers and dominate the competition like a true Minecraft master.
With a roadmap that promises endless possibilities and a fashion history that will make your head spin, this server is the place to be for all your block-building needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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Boring Soulless Giga Normie Minecraft SMP
Average, bland, Boring, dull, funny, Giga, Minecraft, monotonous, mundane, Normie, ordinary, Repetitive, smp, soulless, Typical, Uneventful, unexceptional, unexciting, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unremarkable
Are you tired of being a boring, soulless giga normie? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Why? Because that’s just how we roll here. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere on the server. Only the bravest and most daring players can find it and party the night away with skeletons and creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to being a boring, soulless giga normie forever!

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Scrolling Through YouTube Shorts Minecraft Server
#youtube, Angels, AUTHORITY, beauty, birth rite, Boredom, creativity, deities, Demons, desire, dysgenics, Entertainment, gentleness, Gods, high speed information network, Incompetence, laziness, Meaning, mental drain, Minecraft, objective hierarchy, parental failure, Scrolling, Server, shorts, smoldering light, soulless husk, stimulation, youtube shorts
Are you tired of feeling like a soulless husk, constantly scrolling through YouTube shorts and feeling mentally drained? Do you crave constant stimulation but lack the willpower to grab it? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom and despair!
Join our server and escape the mundane reality of life, where you can smolder the light within you and fulfill your soul with beauty and meaning. We offer a world where angels, gods, and deities battle it out in epic Minecraft battles, where the hierarchy of power is constantly shifting and nothing is as it seems.
Forget about the laziness of growth and the failures of your ancestors, on our server, you can create your own destiny and rise above the limitations of the physical world. Demons may try to outdo God’s design, but on our server, anything is possible.
So why wait? Join us now and experience a world of creativity, beauty, and gentleness that neither God nor the devil can provide. Embrace the chaos and madness of our server and become the master of your own destiny!

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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
Adult, adult content, Community, creative writing, down there, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, Minecraft, Notice, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, previous, Roleplay, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, Roleplaying, smp, Thread
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – the most scandalous server in all of Minecraft! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.
Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy Enderman seducing a group of unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!
We’ve got players getting into all sorts of steamy situations, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in intense PvP battles that end in unexpected alliances.
So come on down and join us for some naughty fun – just be sure to watch your back, because you never know what kind of shenanigans are lurking around the corner.

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GIDSTART server Minecraft
24/7, Aternos, banner, Coming Soon, Development, GIDSTART, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Parkour, Play, Server, server description, Servers, Storage, Types
Yes, this server is with aternos, but it works 24/7, you can go in and play
There are more than 10 types of parkour: many are under development but will be coming soon
Gidstart.aternos.me:41903

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Art styles, Boring, Characters, Cool, Digital, GENERIC, manga aesthetics, manga art, manga artists, Manga community, Manga culture, manga design, Manga fans, manga industry, manga series, manga style, manga trends, Minecraft, modern manga, PALS, PIXEL, pre-2010, Server, STRIKING
Are you tired of boring and generic manga art styles? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where manga characters come to life in the most striking and cool ways possible!
Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From battling giant pixelated monsters to building your own manga-inspired creations, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why settle for modern manga when you can experience the excitement and thrill of pre-2010 series right in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible!

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/PW/ Is A Latina Board Minecraft SMP
Board, latina, latina board, long tail tag, Minecraft, pw, smp
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner Latina vibes! Join us for a fiesta of fun and adventure as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.
Why should you join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of sassy llamas who love to gossip about all the drama happening in the Minecraft world. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their juicy llama drama!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident chef, Pablo the Pig. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted sombreros somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Vamos, amigos! Let’s make some memories that will have us saying “Jajaja” for days to come!

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Escape The Truth Minecraft Server
anguish, depression, Despair, despairing, Enduring, enduring pain, Escape, Existence, existential dread, hopelessness, hurting, Life, Meaning, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, purpose, Sadness, Server, staying alive, Struggle, Suffering, Truth
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing longer than your suffering is the list of reasons to join! Are you tired of boring, predictable servers where nothing ever changes for the better? Well, look no further because on our server, you’re here to suffer and hurt, simple as that!
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have insane challenges and quests that will push you to your limits and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive our server for more than a day!
So what are you waiting for? Join us and see how long you can last in a world where suffering is the name of the game. Just remember, the longer you continue to exist, the longer your suffering will be. But hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way!

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