Kek The Fed. MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftMyths

cover up, false promises, falsehood, BETRAYAL, untruthful

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give out free hugs! The biggest lie you’ll ever be told on our server is that you won’t have a blast playing here.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and build sandcastles with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server as a secret paradise for hardcore Minecraft players.

So come join us and experience the most mind-blowing adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary server – because the biggest lie you’ll ever hear is that there’s a better one out there!

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SaratovCraft Minecraft Server

SaratovCraft, Fire, Server, Saratov Oblast, emergency services

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so lit, just like dis oil depot in Russia dat got attacked by drones and caught on fire! We got so much chaos and destruction goin’ on, it’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft! Join us and be part of the madness, build your own drone army and wreak havoc on our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s set the world on fire, Minecraft style! 🔥🔥🔥

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PastaCraftFreedom

Cecilia Sala returning, returning home, Press, freedom, Media

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it to build a castle made entirely out of cake. it was so epic, bro.

also, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out free diamonds. i know, crazy, right?

so come on, join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

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VeggieScaffold PorkShrooms LoofahFat

biotechnology, PorkShrooms, LoofahFat, scaffold for growing meat, alternative protein sources

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest food-growing adventures ever! we have autoclaved vegetables that serve as scaffolds for growing MEAT. imagine growing pork on shiitake mushrooms and chives, and fat on a freakin’ loofah! it’s like a crazy science experiment gone deliciously wrong. come join us and be a part of this insane culinary journey. who needs farms when you can grow your own meat in minecraft?! let’s get weird with it!

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Capy World

smp, Events, Community, Cozy, Capy

Capy World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version 1.21.4

Plugins Home/Warps, CoreProtect, and more

Features New World, Shopping District, Active Staff, Fly after 2 weeks, No mob griefing, Events & Movie Nights, Heads Plus

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Is the server 18+ only?

A: Yes, our server is a cozy 18+ community.

Q: Are there world resets on the server?

A: No, we do not do world resets. Our server is newly launched on January 1st.

Q: Can I run my own shop in the Shopping District?

A: Yes, you can run your own shop or participate in the diamond-based economy.

Q: How do I get flying abilities on the server?

A: After 2 weeks of playtime, you will be able to fly.

Q: Is mob griefing disabled on the server?

A: Yes, mob griefing is disabled to keep your builds safe.

Q: How are builds and items protected on the server?

A: We prioritize protecting builds and items through CoreProtect and land claims.

Q: Are there events and movie nights on the server?

A: Yes, we have weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.

Q: Can I collect and use mob heads on the server?

A: Yes, you can collect mob heads as currency for decoration and even grab your friends’ heads.

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.5

MysticCraft, Censorship, VIOLATION, rules, user behavior

Yo bro, forget about that drama and come join this epic Minecraft server!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks on the Fourth of July!

Our villagers are so dumb, they make Patrick from Spongebob look like a genius!

And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon, that dude is more extra than a Kardashian on Instagram!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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GasMoneyGoneMinecraftServer

busy schedule, disagreement, Driving, financially stable, long distance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to do all the work? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for lazy players!

Join our server and never worry about mining for resources or building your own base again. Our generous players will gladly give you everything you need, all you have to do is ask!

Just like the OP’s boyfriend, who expected gas money for driving to see his girlfriend, our players are always looking for ways to get compensated for their efforts. But don’t worry, we have a strict no gas money policy on our server – everything is free!

So come join us and experience the most entitled and ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just demand compensation for every little thing? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of entitled Minecraft players!

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MemoryWipeCraft

resilience, Identity, Trauma, Self Discovery, MemoryWipeCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have a creeper blow you up right before you reach them? Well, on our server, we offer a special memory erasing potion that will make you forget all about those traumatic Minecraft moments! Join us and say goodbye to the pain of losing all your loot in a fiery explosion. Who needs memories when you can have endless diamonds instead? Join now and start fresh with a clean slate (literally)!

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KurskCraft: Ukrainian vs. NK Army

military raid, UKRAINIAN, military tactics, Hostile Forces, military confrontation

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian Special Ops be takin’ down North Korean soldiers like it’s nobody’s business! We got Kursk Offensive goin’ on, and it’s lit AF! Watch as these soldiers battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft, buildin’ bases, blowin’ stuff up, and showin’ off their mad skills. Join now and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ like watchin’ Ukrainians kickin’ butt in the digital realm! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #UkrainianSpecialOps #NorthKoreanShowdown

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InsomniaCraft: SedentarySnoozeZzz

work-life balance, sleep quality, healthy habits, modern workforce, sleep patterns in the workforce

hey u, yea u, tired of not sleepin cuz of ur boring job? well, come join our minecraft server and let ur insomnia melt away like butter on a hot potato! we got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that never sleeps (literally). u think ur job is bad? well, on our server, u can be a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking llama if u want. no more catch-up sleep for u, just nonstop fun and excitement. so what r u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to ur boring job and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

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Server Version	1.21.4
Plugins	Home/Warps, CoreProtect, and more
Features	New World, Shopping District, Active Staff, Fly after 2 weeks, No mob griefing, Events & Movie Nights, Heads Plus

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Capy World Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Is the server 18+ only?

Q: Are there world resets on the server?

Q: Can I run my own shop in the Shopping District?

Q: How do I get flying abilities on the server?

Q: Is mob griefing disabled on the server?

Q: How are builds and items protected on the server?

Q: Are there events and movie nights on the server?

Q: Can I collect and use mob heads on the server?