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Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Votes:	7946
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	73
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	5252
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	114
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Star Shards Collected:	209	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Towns Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Love Letters Sent:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud

Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mines Excavated:	1881

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crops Grown:	7956
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Void Armor Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!