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Auntie’s Unpaid Babysitter Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Aunties, babysitter, Babysitting, babysitting rate, babysitting tab, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Confrontation, confrontational, cousin relationships, family, family dynamics, foster child, mental health, Minecraft, money owed, payment, personal time, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Shy.., Unpaid

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of babysitting drama and not getting paid on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to deal with entitled kids or shady aunts! Our server is filled with fun and excitement, and you won’t have to worry about anyone owing you money.

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and battle monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, our server is so cheap to join that even the cheapest babysitter in the area would approve!

Don’t let babysitting stress affect your mental health, come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll owe is your loyalty to the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your babysitting troubles behind!

CraftyShamezMC

body image, bullying, bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyShamezMC, emotional distress, Emotional support, fat shaming, Friends, mental health, peer pressure, personal boundaries, physical assault, School, self defense, social dynamics, social justice, toxic relationships, verbal abuse, victim blaming

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with mean girls at school? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down your enemies in epic battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and create your own virtual world where you can build, explore, and conquer. Take revenge on that bully who has been tormenting you by building a giant statue of yourself towering over her puny little house. Show her who’s boss in a virtual world where anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures and hidden treasures. Embark on quests to uncover rare items and unlock secret powers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a magical sword that will make you invincible in battle!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama of the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where you can let your imagination run wild and have the last laugh on your enemies. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss!

FaveFictionMCServer

adoration, Beloved, Character, character love, Fandom, FaveFictionMCServer, Favorite, fictional, fictional character, fictional character love, Fictional crush., fictional favorite, fictional hero, fictional idol, fictional love, fictional obsession, love, no reason, Obsession, Passion

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	862	Ores Mined:	9171
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll be partying with fictional characters like Spongebob, Darth Vader, and even the Teletubbies! Why? Because why not!

Our server is so wild, it’s like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a portal to another dimension? Go for it! Want to ride a llama dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen or having a tea party with a pack of creepers. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

LingoMasterCraft

bilingualism, Communication, cultural immersion, Fluency, foreign language, language acquisition, language barrier, language fluency, language learning, language learning goals, language learning journey, language learning resources, language learning tips, language proficiency, language skills, language study, LingoMasterCraft, linguistic skills, Multilingual, polyglot

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Towns Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of getting lost in translation? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll become fluent in the language of the Endermen! Imagine being able to chat with those creepy, teleporting creatures like old pals. Plus, rumor has it that mastering Enderman language will unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So why settle for boring old Spanish or French when you could be chatting it up with Endermen and scoring epic loot? Join us now and start your linguistic adventure!

DMZ Roadblocks Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, construction, Defense, demilitarized zone, DMZ, east asia, Infrastructure, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim regime, Korean Peninsula, korean war, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, roadblocks, Roads, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, walls

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so this server is like if north korea decided to build roads and walls inside the DMZ but instead of real life it’s in minecraft and instead of political tension it’s all about building the craziest structures and trolling your friends. join us for a wild ride through the virtual DMZ where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. come build your own road to nowhere or wall off your enemies in the most epic game of minecraft you’ve ever played. trust us, you won’t regret it.

CokeCraft: Euro Billion Bonanza

billion, billions of euros, bonanza, CokeCraft, Contraband, crime, criminal activity, Drug Bust, drug cartel, drug seizure, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, EURO, Europe, German authorities, germany, illegal drugs, law enforcement, Narcotics, organized crime, record cocaine haul, seized

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	528
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like finding a record haul of cocaine worth billions of euros in Germany, except instead of drugs, you’ll find epic loot and treasures worth even more! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a drug cartel, but way more friendly and supportive. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

ShepardsAndBombs

Animals, bomb sniffing, breeds, crazy, Dogs, employment, German Shepards, Homes, intelligence, law enforcement, lounging, Loyal, Military, Pets, Protection, search and rescue, SECURITY, ShepardsAndBombs, Trained, Versatile, working dogs

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Meteorites Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, liek, picture this: u log into this minecraft server, right? and u see a bunch of german shepards runnin around, but get this, they’re not just any german shepards, they’re trained to sniff out diamonds in the game! yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS!

u join this server and suddenly u have a pack of diamond-sniffin’ pups followin u around, helpin u find all the rarest loot in the game. it’s like havin ur own personal army of treasure-huntin’ doggos at ur disposal.

but wait, it gets even crazier. rumor has it that some of these german shepards used to be bomb-sniffin’ dogs in their past lives. so not only are they helpin u find diamonds, but they’re also keepin u safe from any creepers or other baddies that come ur way.

so, if u wanna experience the wildest, most action-packed minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover the secret of how these german shepards became the ultimate minecraft companions. it’s a doggone good time, trust me.

Bowels N’ Battles: ImmunoCraft

Battles, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer immunotherapy, cancer patients, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer treatment advancement, cancer treatment breakthrough, cancer treatment development, cancer treatment efficacy, cancer treatment innovation, cancer treatment options, clinical trial, difficult-to-treat patients, durable responses, immune system, ImmunoCraft, immunotherapy, metastatic colorectal cancer, monoclonal antibodies, trial results

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, outta this world? well, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.

like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.

also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

MineFantasyServer – GBFG #10676

Created by the Stars, Daily Point shop, Europa character CD, Extra Drops Campaign, Future Schedule, gbfg, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy General, Grand Orologia, helpful links, how to start, Jamil skin, June Schedule, Loved by the Skies, Magfest Campaign, Marquiares 5* uncap, MineFantasyServer, Nectar SSR, Raid Finder update, Recent News, ROADMAP, side story, Unite & Fight MC Skin

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6666
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

But wait, there’s more! Join now and participate in our Extra Drops Campaign (Fire) where you can get all the hot loot you desire. And don’t forget about our Magfest Campaign, because who doesn’t love a good festival in Minecraft?

Oh, and did I mention we have a new skin in the Daily Point shop? It’s the Jamil skin, and it’s so fabulous, you won’t be able to resist buying it. Plus, we have a new Side Story called “Created by the Stars, Loved by the Skies” that will blow your mind.

And get ready for Marquiares 5* uncap, because who doesn’t want to level up their favorite character to the max? Raid Finder is also getting an update, so you can easily find all the epic raids you want to join.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Unite & Fight MC Skin coming soon, so you can look stylish while battling it out in Minecraft. And don’t forget about our Side Story improvements, because we’re always striving to make your gaming experience better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the craziness and fun that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ButcheredCraft Minecraft Server

articulation disorder, butchered language, ButcheredCraft, communication difficulty, communication disorder, language barrier, language development, language disability, language disorder, language learning, latin, linguistic challenge, linguistic impairment, Minecraft, phonetic error, phonological difficulty, pronunciation issue, Server, speech impediment, speech impediment awareness, speech pathology, speech therapy, warped speech

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	673945	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks normal English? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner speaks a butchered, warped version of Latin with a hilarious speech impediment. It’s like listening to a pig trying to recite Shakespeare! But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join now and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they fight for dominance over the server. Don’t miss out on the wacky fun, join us today!