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MadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit every time you play? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP

anger management, composure, controlling emotions, Cool, emotional control, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, emotional reaction, emotional regulation, emotional stability, Frustration, Gus, handling pressure, keeping cool, losing composure, maintaining composure, managing emotions, Minecraft, reacting under pressure, self-control, smp, staying calm, Stress Management, turning out differently

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic tale of Gus, the player who lost his composure and ended up in a hilarious predicament! Rumor has it that he accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, all because he couldn’t control his laughter while playing. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own wacky adventures and maybe even become the next Gus of our server!

Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition

bullshit, Chaos, Communication, Crafty, digital content, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, humor, internet culture, lol, memes, Online Community, online interaction, photos, Posting, Previous thread, Random, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, viral content

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with creepers riding on llamas, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even participate in our weekly ender dragon rodeo!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mobs that drop rainbow loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt

Adventure, Adventures, Ancient, camel rides, CREEPERS, culture, desert, egypt, Exotic, Explore, History, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nile River, pesah, Pharaohs, Pyramids, Sphinx, Temples, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most INSANE adventure of your life? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling ZOMBIE LLAMAS with their trusty diamond sword. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE, ride a PINK LLAMA into battle, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might even run into a TALKING CACTUS along the way. See you there!

Loona’s Block Party

1. Head, album, BLOCK, Choreography, Concept, Dance, dancer, Deepthroat, Entertainment 7. Head from Loona, fanbase, Fandom 9. Head from Loona, girl group, Hype 10. Loona, Korean, Kpop 2. Loona, loona, Loonas, Lyrics, Music, music video, MV, Party, Performance 6. Loona, Pop 3. Head from Loona, Promotion, rapper, Release 8. Kpop, Singing 5. Head from Loona, Soloist, Teaser, track, Visuals 4. Kpop, vocal

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to dance battles for rare prizes. And did I mention our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? So what are you waiting for? Join Deepthroat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!

Ciudad Mante, Corruption, crime, drug cartels, Drug gangs, election, Election violence, Institutional Revolutionary Party, madness, Mayoral candidates, mexico, MexiCraft, murder, National Action Party, OAXACA, political candidates, Politics, Reservoir, San Jose Independencia, Tacos, Tamaulipas, tequila, Tnt, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Mexican elections? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive and thrive in a world where mayoral candidates are dropping like flies!

Imagine a server where you have to run for mayor of your own virtual city, but watch out for rival players trying to take you out before election day! Will you be like Noe Ramos Ferretiz, fighting for re-election despite the odds? Or will you end up like Alberto Garcia, found dead on an island in a reservoir (hopefully not beaten to death by other players)?

With the most violent elections on record, our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some heart-pounding action and political intrigue. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft world!

PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!

All, animations, augmented reality, Catch, controversy, Creatures, Digital, Entertainment, FANTASY, Gaming, gaming industry, gone too far, Gotta, innovation, Mesugaki, Monsters, pokecraft, pokemon, speculation, Technology, trends, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1285
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Buildings Constructed:	49	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6986

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Pokemon have mesugaki now! That’s right, our animations have gone so far that even the Pokemon are getting in on the action. Imagine battling a Charizard with the most fabulous eyelashes you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a dabbing Enderman wandering around, and if you can find him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious encounters, and the chance to witness Minecraft history in the making. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? It’s time to log on and find out!

LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

activism, Beliefs, Conflict, Die, discrimination, Division, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, LOLzCraft, Politics, prejudice, protest, Radicalism, resistance, RIGHTOID, society, subhumans, violence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Crackers

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

Vivian’s VibeCraft: Where the memes are as spicy as the creepers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Runes Activated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry llamas riding on pigs with explosive saddlebags. But don’t worry, you can defend yourself with a giant rubber chicken that shoots rainbow lasers!

Oh, and did we mention that the grass on this server is made of cheese? That’s right, you can literally mine for cheddar while fending off zombie cows that moo in perfect harmony. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you the power to fly on the back of a giant chicken named Cluckles.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have llama-pig explosions and cheese grass galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join this server today!

Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	4414	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5186

4koma, Anniversary Livestream, BAG, Bagel, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, CONTENT, Events, Global, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, jp, JST, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, UTC

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Crops Grown:	4662	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, but the catch is, you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to access it. Trust me, it’s worth it!

2. We have a unicorn petting zoo where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns while battling evil creepers. It’s a once in a lifetime experience!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Can you bust a move and win?

4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes. Just make sure to bring your glowsticks!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!