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Minecraft SMP: PointyMcPointFace

anticipation, Competition, Defeat, determination, EXCITEMENT, fired up, Focus, foreigners, IN THE POINTS, International, Minecraft, motivation, no longer laughing, PointyMcPointFace, Preparation, Ready, smp, sp, sports, strategy, Teams, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mines Excavated:	2460	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our insane world of Minecraft madness!

BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	3442	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Animals Bred:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	679747
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	272	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!