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Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

BrainyTransfusionsMC

blood loss, blood transfusions, brain trauma, BrainyTransfusionsMC, cognitive function, critical care, functional independence, Healthcare, hospitalisation, intensive care units, life-saving treatment, Medical Treatment, neurological function, neurology, neurosurgery, patient outcomes, quality of life, Recovery, Rehabilitation, research, traumatic brain injury

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208

so, liek, u know how when u hit ur head rlly hard and u end up in da hospital? well dis server is all bout helping u get back on ur feet afta dat! we gots blood transfusions and stuff to help u get better faster and be more independent! join now and u’ll be back to mining and crafting in no time! ur brain will be so happy u joined dis server, trust me!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re sailing the high seas, battling sea monsters and uncovering hidden treasures. And that’s just the beginning! With our unique map and thrilling cinematics, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with your friends and create your own epic stories in our world. From saving lighthouses to showcasing powerful resonators, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Download our PC client now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. And don’t forget to redeem our special codes for some awesome emotes. Join us today and let the fun begin!

2004 Vibes Minecraft Server

behavior change, behavior shift, digital age, digital behavior, digital communication, digital society, digital transformation, information consumption, information overload, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, online communication, online engagement, online habits, online interactions, online trends, Psychology, Server, social media, social psychology, Technology, VIBES

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people act like it’s still 2004? Well, look no further because on our server, people behave like they just stepped out of a time machine from the future!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the twisted minds of players who have been affected by the mysterious phenomenon of information overload. You’ll never know what to expect next – maybe someone will start building a giant banana house or break out into spontaneous interpretive dance battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even unlock the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. Just remember, I warned you about the craziness that awaits. But hey, nobody ever listens to me anyway!

NeighborlyMinecraftServer

financial responsibility, garage repairs, land surveyor, neighbor dispute, neighborly dispute, neighborly responsibilities, NeighborlyMinecraftServer, party wall, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property deed, property maintenance, property maintenance costs, property ownership, property ownership disputes, property ownership rights, property repair costs, property rights, shared wall

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4380
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	3269
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are meant to be broken…literally! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know when a wall might conveniently fall down, just like in this crazy story!

Imagine exploring a world where you have to hire land surveyors to determine who owns what, only to find out that you’re responsible for a party wall and even someone else’s garage repairs. But fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to pay for someone else’s property damage unless it’s in your backyard…literally!

So come join us for a unique Minecraft experience where you can build, explore, and maybe even deal with some outrageous neighborly disputes. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a situation where you have to decide if you’re the AH for not paying for your neighbor’s garage repairs. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

BlockyFamDrama

Assertiveness, BlockyFamDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, Empathy, family, Family Reunion, overreacting, parenting, relationships, Respect, selective mutism, self-advocacy, sensitivity, Social Interaction, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7141	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rage like a boss? Look no further! Join our server and release all that pent-up anger from family reunions gone wrong!

We promise not to treat you like a 3-year-old just because you’re shy or have selective mutism. Our players are all about respecting each other and having a great time together.

And if anyone dares to mess with you, just channel your inner Lois from Malcolm in The Middle and let them have it! We support your right to stand up for yourself and cut off toxic family members like a pro.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be yourself, unleash your fury, and build the virtual world of your dreams. Who knew gaming could be so therapeutic? Join now and let the fun begin!

HonkBeepSirenFree Minecraft Server

advertising, annoying ads, audio censorship, auditory distractions, beeping sounds, broadcast industry, commercial breaks, consumer rights, government regulation, HonkBeepSirenFree, honking sounds, legislation, marketing tactics, media ethics, Minecraft, noise regulations, promotional content, public opinion, radio stations, reddit, Server, siren sounds, Sound Pollution

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	3689
Divine Spears Created:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old radio stations playing the same old ads with no honking, beeping, or sirens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that noise pollution! Join us for a wild ride filled with honking pigs, beeping minecarts, and sirens blaring in the distance. It’s a lawless land where anything goes, including crazy advertising sounds! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to bring your earplugs!

PixelPerks

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	201	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in the shape of a unicorn! Legend has it that those who find this rare block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it built. But be warned, the diamond unicorn block is guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit these explosive troublemakers and claim your wishes!

PixelPals: No griefing allowed!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got so much cool stuff goin on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here.

and the best part? we got this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant lava monster down there that will eat you if you’re not careful. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, you heard me right. a freakin’ roller coaster through a volcano. it’s like a thrill ride and a half, dude.

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for the flying pigs. they’re a real doozy.

AncientCrafters

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Void Gems Collected:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Alien Abductions:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a website that’s, like, a hundred years old! It’s like time travel but in the digital world, man. And on this server, you can build your own time machine out of blocks and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil unicorns with rainbow lasers. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and mind-blowing experiences, then this server is totally where you wanna be. Join now and let the insanity begin!

JunkCraft: Sneaky Snacks & Booze

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Farms Harvested:	652
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic it’s like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers? well, this server is the place to be! we got so many crazy things happening, it’s like herobrine himself is playing tricks on us!

we got secret junk food marketing tactics hidden all over the server. you never know when you’ll stumble upon a hidden McDonald’s or a sneaky Coca-Cola vending machine. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with fries and soda!

the unhealthy food and alcohol industries are teaming up with the advertising industry to make sure you never run out of snacks while playing. they’re like the evil mobs trying to take over the server, but don’t worry, we’ll fight them off with our enchanted swords and golden apples!

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, who doesn’t want to fight off evil food and drink companies while building epic castles and mining for diamonds? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. come join the madness!