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Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, 145765973, acknowledgment, acquiescence, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, Certainty, concede, confirmation, Correct, he’s right, Hes, Minecraft, smp, Support, True, validation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	8895

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	8936
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	273	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, banner-lazy, CONS, do whatever your heart desires, heart desires, Minecraft, minecraft server, no admins, No Rules, PECHKO, PECHKO WITHOUT WIPES, Pros, rules, Server, they are not there, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	8551	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2590
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	327	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	5154	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aunt drama, dads ex, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Motherhood, Server, stepmother, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest drama, wedding guest list, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3367
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3568	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness