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CraftyCringe

changing behaviors, CraftyCringe, cringeworthy actions, cringeworthy habits, cultural embarrassments, cultural practices, cultural shifts, embarrassing habits, embarrassing rituals, embarrassing trends, evolving norms, future embarrassment, future regrets, future shame, modern embarrassments, outdated behaviors, outdated customs, social faux pas, societal changes, societal evolution, societal norms

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mines Excavated:	3156
Zombie Dances:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	11282	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Animals Bred:	133

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

CraftyCommieKOsPutin

Attack, CASUALTIES, Commander, Conflict, CraftyCommieKOsPutin, deadly, eastern europe, escalation, injured, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Reports, russia ukraine, Russian, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4447
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!

Test Result Trouble Server

Access, April 2021, Clarity, Communication, confusion, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, INFORMATION, law, legislation, Medical, patient empowerment, Patients, Recommendations, result.., Server, standard reports, test, test results, Trouble, Understanding, worry

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, activities, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Easy Progression, Features, Guards, Ip:, non-op, non-p2w, og, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Version, Website

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: What kind of events can players participate in?

A: Players can participate in PvP events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Are there any in-game rewards for fishing?

A: Yes, players can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

Q: Are there any plans to add Guards to the server?

A: Yes, Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

1.20.4, abortion clinics, antidepressants, atheism, Christianity, critical race theory, disability advocates, economics professors, English language, Explorers, gay pride parades, GDP growth, gender affirming surgeries, guild, Immigrants, ISLAND, McDonalds, plastic toys, pornography, queer theory, Rap Music, Stock Markets, Traveling, video games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

country culture, cultural attitudes, cultural behavior, cultural beliefs, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural toxicity, cultural toxicity in communities, cultural toxicity in nations, cultural toxicity in society, cultural toxicity in the world, Cultural traditions, cultural values, harmful culture, negative culture, smp, societal toxicity, toxic culture, ToxicCultureMC

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

KruglenkoeCraft Minecraft Server

Ambush, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly, Defeat, Defense, frontline report, Geopolitics, International, Kruglenkoe, KruglenkoeCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean forces, RETALIATION, russia, Server, SKIRMISH, strategy, Ukrainian trap, WARFARE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	293	Void Gems Collected:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then u gotta join our server, where we have the most intense battles u can imagine.

imagine this: u and ur friends are exploring a mysterious cave when suddenly, u stumble upon a secret portal that transports u to a world where North Korean forces are battling Ukrainian soldiers near Russia’s Kruglenkoe. u gotta choose a side and fight for ur life in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! we have hidden treasures, magical creatures, and even a talking llama who will guide u on ur quest. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. don’t miss out on the action, join now!

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

Assassination, BALKANS, Barricades, Conflict, death, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, extremism, international relations, kosovo, KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, Militia, nationalism, News, paramilitary group, Political unrest, Radicalism, Serbian Chetnik, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dementia Risk Server

Aging population, cognitive decline, Crafty, dementia, dementia development, dementia prevention, dementia risk, education level, health disparities, mental health, neurological disorders, POVERTY, poverty and dementia, poverty consequences, poverty correlation, poverty effects, poverty impact, poverty research, poverty risk, reduced attainment, Risk, risk of dementia, Server, socioeconomic status

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be like, super smart? well, this server is the place for u! join us and u will be so smart u will never forget where u put ur diamonds! plus, if u join, u will be protected from the evil dementia monsters that try to steal ur brain cells. so come on, join us and become the smartest player in all of minecraft!