KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

forced, KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, Minecraft, no pol, no porn, no vidya, productive members, Server, society, tards, vidya

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mines Excavated:	4288
Dragons Tamed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161

Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

CraftyHomelessPrince

anniversary, BELIEF, Charity, community support, CraftyHomelessPrince, eradication project, homelessness, homelessness advocacy, homelessness awareness, homelessness eradication, homelessness initiatives, homelessness intervention, homelessness outreach, homelessness prevention, homelessness prevention programs, homelessness resources, homelessness solutions, homelessness support, Prince William, royal, social issue

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like Prince William thinking he can end homelessness, we be thinkin we can end creepers blowin up yo crib! join dis server and help us eradicate all dem pesky creepers, we be buildin a utopia where no block be left unmined and no player be left unpranked. come join us and be part of da epic quest to make Minecraft great again! #EndCreeperHomelessness #PrinceWilliamWho?

LithiumLand: PFAS-Free Zone

#sustainability, chemical compounds, contamination, Environment, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental pollution, environmental research, Environmental Science, forever chemicals, global pollution, Hazardous Waste, landfills, lithium ion batteries, LithiumLand, manufacturing plants, PFAS, PFASFree, Pollution, remote regions, research, toxic chemicals, Zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da “forever chemicals” and live in a world where u can build ur own lil paradise without worryin bout no toxic stuff! our server is so safe, even da creepers are scared to come near it! u can mine for diamonds, fight off zombies, and even ride on dragons (ok maybe not dat last part but it’s still pretty cool)! come join us and leave all dem “forever chemicals” behind, cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

be like, casual conversation, funny, Gay, gay pride, Greeting, hello, humor, Internet meme, Kek, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, nice to meet you, Server, sirs, Social Interaction, Stereotypes, Western, western culture, western sirs, YeehawCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yeehaw, partner! Welcome to the Wild Wild West of our Minecraft server! Saddle up your horses and get ready for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little tale.

Legend has it that our server is home to the most fabulous cowboys in all the land. They strut around in their sparkly chaps and bedazzled hats, declaring to all who will listen, “Howdy, nice to meet you. I’m gay!” Yeehaw, talk about a wild west showdown!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Pony Gang. These bandits ride through the desert on their glitter-covered ponies, robbing unsuspecting players of their diamonds and leaving a trail of rainbow-colored destruction in their wake. It’s like a unicorn stampede, but with more sass!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a rodeo clown on a pogo stick, then mosey on over to our server, partner. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the saloon door. Yeehaw!

Bitcoin4Blocks Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attempt, Bitcoin, Bitcoin4Blocks, Blockchain, Conspiracy, controversy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, Investment, market, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, Risk, SECURITY, Server, speculation, trump, united states

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and witness the epic battle between Trump and a horde of angry Bitcoin miners trying to assassinate him. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a special power-up that turns your pickaxe into a magical wand that can summon diamond blocks out of thin air. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join our server today!

CraftyTriviaHub

Communication, Conflict Resolution, conversation starters, CraftyTriviaHub, Emotional support, Empathy, Fun facts, hurt feelings, husband, ice breakers, intelligence, personal interests, random knowledge, relationships, Respect, self worth, self-care, Self-expression, Stress Management, Understanding, validation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	8355
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where random fun facts are not only encouraged but celebrated! Join us and impress your friends with fascinating trivia about China and beyond.

Need a break from the stress of real life like the husband in the story? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where fun facts reign supreme. Who needs preparation for a trip to China when you can just drop some knowledge bombs instead?

On our server, we believe that intelligence is not defined by traditional standards. Embrace your inner trivia master and show off your random fact skills to your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who appreciate your unique talents.

So why waste time arguing about fun facts when you can join us and have a blast sharing them with like-minded individuals? Don’t let anyone bring you down for being yourself – on our server, you’re always welcome with open arms (and minds full of fun facts).

WanderlustCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, broadening horizons, culture, discovery, Diversity, education, Experience, Exploration, eye-opening, growth, learning, Minecraft, new places, Open-mindedness, perspective, Self Discovery, Server, Surprising, travel, unexpected, Wanderlust, WanderlustCraft, worldviews

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Villages Defended:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a trip around the world without ever leaving your computer screen!

Join us and prepare to be amazed as you discover hidden treasures in our virtual world that will make you question reality itself. From secret underground cities to floating islands made entirely of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to defeat evil mobs and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who knew pigs could be so wise?

So, if you’re ready for a mind-blowing adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperDating

Chivalry, Communication, courtship, CraftyCreeperDating, cultural norms, DATING, equality, Etiquette, Expectations, financial responsibility, Gender Roles, Generosity, Manners, Men, MODERN, paying for dates, reddit, relationships, social norms, splitting the bill, Traditional

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of being the only one paying for the date? Well, on our Minecraft server, the blocks pay for themselves! That’s right, every time you mine a block, it magically turns into diamonds that you can use to impress your date with a virtual diamond ring. Plus, our server is filled with eligible blocky bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to build a relationship with you. So why pay for the date when you can mine for love on our server instead? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after!

GirlPower Minecraft Server

activism, Africa, ban on mutilating girls, Child protection, female empowerment, female genital mutilation, gambia, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality advocacy, gender equality legislation, gender equality movement, gender-based violence, girlpower, global fight, HUMAN RIGHTS, male-dominated Parliament, Minecraft, Server, social justice, women’s empowerment, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Votes:	5112
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are fighting to stop women’s rights from being rolled back? It’s like Gambia but in blocky form! Our male-dominated Parliament is deciding whether to overturn the ban on mutilating girls in the game. Join us and be a part of this epic battle for equality and justice! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? Come join the fun and let’s make a difference in the Minecraft world!

RenewableRevolutionMC

#sustainability, Analysis, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal generation, electricity, ENERGY, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, Environment, Fossil Fuels, green technology, May, power, record low, renewable energy, renewable power, RenewableRevolutionMC, renewables

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

so liek, u kno wat wud b super dope? joining dis minecraft server dat iz so lit, itz liek da china coal generation, low af man. we got renewables hittin new highs, itz cray cray. u gotta join dis server cuz itz sooo amazin, u wont b able to handle da awesomeness. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena. come join us, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #coalgenerationwho

CreeperSwearz: Oops, Did I Just Say That?

ACADEMIC, academic writing, Accidental, Chinese scientists, Communication, CreeperSwearz, cross-cultural communication, culture, editing, English, humor, International, Language, language barrier, mistake, Oops, oversight, Profanity, publication, research paper, Science, Title

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1725
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crops Grown:	3355
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own profanity-filled research paper title and show off ur mad scientist skills! our server is so lit, even chinese scientists are playing and accidentally putting swear words in their titles! come join the fun and see what crazy experiments u can conduct in our virtual lab. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for brain damage while u’re at it! just kidding, that’s impossible. but seriously, join our server now and let the madness begin!