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KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

2024.., Edition, Fake, fake news, group, Hit and Run, kamala harris, KamalaCraft2024, microsoft, News, Propaganda, russia, us elections

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mines Excavated:	2564	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match

Ancestor, bat coronavirus, common ancestor, CoV2, COVID-19 origins, disease investigation, epidemiology, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, genetic similarities, Global, global common ancestor, Huanan market, infectious diseases, market, match, pandemic origins, public health crisis, SARS-CoV-2, viral evolution, viral research, viral spread, virus origins, Wuhan outbreak, zoonotic transmission

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.

join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!

Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

40 members, Announcements, application, atmosphere, Average, backups, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, eggs, Friendly, hermitcraft, Longevity, Minecraft, Redstone, rules, Scrambled, Seasons, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads
Community	40 members from around the world, aged 16-25
Seasons	Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months
Joining Requirements	Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience

FAQ

Why Join Us?

Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Joining Requirements?

Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
Players must be 16 or older
Building experience is preferred for player applications
Having a microphone is optional

Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, anniversary event, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, North America, Official WoW News, September Trading Post, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Trading Post, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

Buy, buy low sell high, Financial Advice, Investment, market analysis, market behavior, market insights, market intelligence, market manipulation, market news, market psychology, market rumors, market speculation, market strategy, market trends, midwit, Minecraft, News, rumor, Sell, sell the news, Smart, smp, stock market, trading strategy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

Accountability, addiction recovery, BlockBusterSMP, coping strategies, discipline, distractions, goal-setting, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, porn addiction, positive mindset, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-care, self-control, staying motivated, support system, Therapy, Time, triggers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

GrudgeCraft

anger, deep-seated anger, emotional baggage, enduring resentment, festering anger, grudge, GrudgeCraft, harbored anger, lasting anger, lingering anger, lingering resentment, long-standing grudge, long-term anger, Old Wounds, pent-up anger, pent-up frustration, Resentment, simmering anger, unresolved anger, unresolved emotions, unresolved issues

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior!

Heckin’ StrikeCraft!

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, escalation, heckin, hezbollah, idf, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, northern border, RETALIATION, SECURITY, StrikeCraft, strikes, Tension, Troops, violence, warplanes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? We got crazier battles than those IDF troops on the northern border, man! Our warplanes don’t mess around, they launch waves of strikes on those pesky creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you wanna experience some real hardcore action and take your Minecraft skills to the next level. Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasures that will blow your mind, dude. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Pixel PTSD Prevention Server

assault victims, brain activity, brain scans, cognitive neuroscience, disorder prevention, early signs, EEG scans, emotional trauma, mental disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, neurological activity, neuroscience, PIXEL, Prevention, psychological impact, ptsd, PTSD development, Server, sexual assault survivors, targeted interventions, Trauma, trauma response

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire

DestoryerMC

24/7, active player base., Bedwars, DestoryerMC, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Server, Skywars

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	24
Void Armor Forged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Our Server provide you best experience without any lag. Our server is 24/7 online with active player base. Destoryer MC have Bedwars Lifesteal and Skywars best thing about server is that it is not “PAY TO WIN” so you can play with out any worries that why it best server

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