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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9026 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
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So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of modern manhood. Who needs social media and dating apps when you can have an adventure of a lifetime right at your fingertips?