Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a chance to witness Megumin in all her glory with our exclusive upskirt pantyshot feature! Yes, you read that right – we have Megumin’s panties on display for all to see!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a unicorn that farts rainbows, a dragon that sings show tunes, and a leprechaun that gives out diamonds like they’re candy! You won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!
We offer a unique experience where you can open up your Minecraft world just like John wanted to open up his marriage. Who needs monogamy when you can have multiple bases and alliances in the game?
Reconnect with old friends (or enemies) on our server and see if you can build something new together, just like this 37F did with her ex-husband. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up getting back together in the game and building a virtual family.
But beware, just like in real life, things can get heated on our server. From accusations of not having enough time for your Minecraft partner to heated discussions about moving in together, you’ll experience it all.
So join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?
Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, but make sure to always inform your husband before embarking on any quests. Who knows, he might even join in on the fun and bring snacks for everyone!
Forget about creepy friends who don’t understand the importance of letting your partner know your every move. Here, we support healthy relationships and making sure no one gets lost in a ditch while exploring the virtual world.
So come on, join our server and show Amy that checking in with your husband is not only normal, it’s essential for a happy and safe gaming experience. Plus, who wouldn’t want a friend who brings snacks and always has your back? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together!
Picture this: you and your date are exploring the vast world of our server, mining diamonds and building epic structures together. But then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers ambush you both and you have to work together to survive. The adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping death will bond you two like never before.
Or how about this scenario: you and your date stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot, but before you can celebrate, a horde of zombies appears. You both fight bravely, back to back, until the sun rises and the zombies are defeated. The sense of accomplishment will make you realize that this person is a keeper.
So why settle for boring first dates when you can have unforgettable adventures on our Minecraft server? Join now and find your player two!
Ever wondered what happened to the person who took your Minecraft virginity? Well, on our server, they’re probably building a castle made entirely out of obsidian and diamond blocks, just to flex on everyone else. And who knows, maybe you’ll run into them and have a hilarious reunion!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!
not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground world filled with talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but beware, these chickens are not to be trusted and may lead you into dangerous traps set by evil pigs who are trying to take over the server.
if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of minecraft, then join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!
| Server Features |
|---|
| /sethome |
| /spawn |
| rare head drops |
| physical and active economy |
| gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted |
| world border of 128K |
SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins.
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
| Question | Answer |
| Can I set multiple homes? | Yes, you can set multiple homes using the /sethome command. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | As long as you follow our simple rules, you are free to build without limitations. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | No, we do not allow PvP on our server to promote a friendly and cooperative gameplay environment. |
| Can I invite my friends to join the server? | Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join us on the server! |
– Divegrass team: We have a team of players who are so skilled, they can play Minecraft underwater while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. It’s like soccer, but with more drowning!
– Former Tsunderia Members: We’ve got a whole crew of ex-Tsunderia members who are ready to take on any challenge in Minecraft. From a stinky NEET fox to a golden-voiced mayor, our server is full of characters you won’t find anywhere else.
– Insomniac head popper and music dork: Ever seen someone pop their head off in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Plus, this player is a total music dork, so get ready for some sick beats while you mine and craft.
– Itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag: Who wouldn’t want to play Minecraft with a spider mom? She’s got eight legs and a heart of gold, ready to take on any adventure with her retro hag vibes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and epic gameplay of your life!
But that’s not all, we also have a special feature where you can roll charts like a true Total War: Warhammer player. Will you get a powerful unit or a hilarious mishap? The only way to find out is to join us!
And if you’re a fan of Total War: Pharaoh, we’ve got you covered too. Dive into the world of ancient Egypt, build your dynasty, and conquer the lands with the power of the gods on your side. Release Date confirmed July 25th, so mark your calendars and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
But wait, there’s more! Explore Mesopotamia in our map expansion trailer, witness the power of new royal traditions, and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Total War: PHARAOH is waiting for you to conquer, so don’t miss out on the action!
Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination. See you on the battlefield, brave warriors!
Just like in this wild story, where one player always paid for dinner until they decided enough was enough, we believe in splitting the bill evenly. No more feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the whole server on your shoulders!
So come join us and experience the thrill of actually paying for your own share. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just make sure they’re willing to go Dutch too!