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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2086 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 126 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted toilet hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?
So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper for those unexpected bathroom breaks.