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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 631 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Votes: | 660 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!
Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!