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Veldt Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Potions Brewed:	47
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	New Chunks Explored:	800715
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6826	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	11
Buildings Constructed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Star Shards Collected:	211	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7784	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

arduous responsibilities, challenging position, challenging work, demanding career, demanding role, difficult profession, difficult tasks, exhausting job, exhausting role, grueling job, hardest job, HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP, intense work, laborious tasks, overwhelming job, strenuous job, strenuous work, taxing role, tough occupation, tough responsibilities

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7805
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

AwkwardCraft

awkward anecdote, awkward confession, awkward encounter, awkward experience, awkward incident, awkward memories, awkward memory, awkward mishap, awkward moment, awkward moment story., awkward situation, awkward story, awkward surprise, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, intimate moment, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, explosion, extremism, international relations, investigation, IRGC members, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Pager explosions, Report, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic event, Unrest, violence

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

BoomCraft: Round Two!

BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, explosion, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, Hezbollah attack, Hezbollah militants, Lebanese politics, Lebanon explosion, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, militant group, News, security threat, southern Lebanon, southern Lebanon incident, Tension, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

YOOOOO, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a freakin’ war zone, but wit blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual bombs! We got explosions happenin’ left and right, just like in southern Lebanon but way more fun! Join us for round two of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! Plus, we got Hezbollah beepers runnin’ around, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ mayhem. Who needs peace when u can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and experience the thrill of danger in a virtual world, it’s gonna be LIT AF!