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CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	289
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice, normal houses? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you wild and crazy gamers out there!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about a game of “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets to ride a flying pig around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drunk Minecraft Olympics, where players compete in events like “Enderman Toss” and “Creeper Dodgeball” while chugging potions of questionable origin.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT).

CraftyCash Grab

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Trying to build a house in real life! Who needs to deal with crazy expensive mortgages and property taxes when you can join our Minecraft server and build your dream home for free? Plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of real estate deal anywhere else! So come join us and say goodbye to your real world housing woes.

EmbassyRaidCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server man, it’s lit AF! We got crazier shenanigans than a dude throwin’ Molotov cocktails at an embassy! Our server is so wild, it’ll make u forget about real life drama like dat. Come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and see what all the hype is about. Plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players, so what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🍪 #MinecraftMadness #EmbassyExplosions #VirtualCookies

KarmaCraft: Expect the Unexpected

Altruism, compassion, consideration, do good, Empathy, ethical behavior, expect, golden rule, interpersonal relationships, KarmaCraft, Kindness, mindfulness, Moral values, mutual respect, positive interactions, positive mindset, reciprocity, Respect, Selflessness, thoughtful actions, treat others well, Understanding, unexpected

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Animals Bred:	75
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. but watch out for the talking trees, they might steal your diamonds!

we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken so you can rule the land with your pecking powers. and don’t forget about our disco party every friday night in the nether realm, where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons break it down.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just remember, what happens in minecraft, stays in minecraft.

CSG-NO-MAS Minecraft Server

Comments.., cs:go, CSGNOMAS, Fighting, fire in the hole, gap, internet corner, Language, military term, Minecraft, rat children, Replies, seething spics, Server, shoot the breach, Spanish translation, third world, Video

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a flash mob and started performing the “Thriller” dance in the town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, cracking jokes as you try to defeat him. And rumor has it that the Nether is actually a tropical paradise filled with beach parties and lava surfing competitions.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you around the next corner!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Potions Brewed:	99	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy Argentinians and their football obsession? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a world where football is banned and argies are nowhere to be found.

We promise a safe haven for all non-football lovers, where you can build and explore without the fear of being attacked by rabid fans. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who just want to enjoy the game without the drama.

So come join us and leave the argie culture behind. Build your dream world and never look back. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HoneymoonCraft!

Boundaries, Cancún, Communication, compromise, consideration, decision, family, honeymoon, HoneymoonCraft, mexico, parents, Partnership, privacy, quality time, resort, Respect, travel, trip, Tulum, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Looking for a honeymoon destination that’s so lit, even your parents want in on the action? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure in a virtual world where you can escape to Mexico without the hassle of real-life family drama. Build your own resort in Cancun or Tulum, and keep your parents at bay by setting up a separate resort for them to stay in (just like in real life, amirite?).

But beware, your dad might still try to crash your honeymoon party – he’s a sneaky one! So make sure to build some epic traps to keep him at bay. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and have a hilarious adventure with your partner. Join now and let the madness begin!

TraitorCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	138	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally the best ever because we have this crazy cool feature where if you find a diamond, a real life diamond magically appears in your pocket! i know, right? it’s like, so insane.

also, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron beak. they have this whole society set up where they wear tiny little suits and have meetings to discuss the best ways to keep the players entertained.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas who are actually secret agents working to uncover the truth about the mysterious disappearance of all the cake on the server? it’s a real whodunit, let me tell you.

so, if you want to join a server where the diamonds are real, the chickens are in charge, and the llamas are on a mission, then you definitely need to join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

NukeCraft404

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	4650	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT! ONE OF THE UNITS MALFUNCTIONED BECAUSE IT COULDN’T HANDLE THE AWESOMENESS OF OUR SERVER! JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EPICNESS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET SUPERPOWERS FROM THE RADIATION, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🔥🚀 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

MirrorCraft: Younger Me

“Youth, aging, Identity, introspection, MIRROR, MirrorCraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, younger

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	5568	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

lol come join dis minecraft server where u can see ur younger self in the mirror!! it’s like a time machine but in a blocky world lmao. u can relive ur glory days of being a total noob and building ur first dirt house. plus, the mirror also shows u what u would look like if u were a creeper or a zombie. it’s wild, man. so come on over and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #mirrorselfies #minecrafttimecapsule