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HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Star Shards Collected:	216	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, comfort food, Cooking, Craft, DELICIOUS, Dinner, easy recipe, Epic, food pairing, garlic, healthy, Hearty, homemade soup, muscle soup, onion, Realms, recipe, soup and bread, sourdough bread, tomato dishes, tomato paste, tomato soup, white wine, wine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Accidents, Accommodation, barking, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, chaotic, commands, compromise, dog, Emotional support, Energetic, event planning, family, Friends, Hyperactive, Minecraft, Party, pet-friendly, PupFree, selfish, Server, sister, social media, stress

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Towns Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

GodAwfulActorMC SMP

abysmal acting, acting skills, amateur actor, atrocious actor, awful performance, bad performance, cringe-worthy actor, cringeworthy acting, disappointing actor, dreadful actor, god awful actor, GodAwfulActorMC, Hollywood flop, lackluster acting, laughable acting, overrated actor, smp, subpar actor, talentless actor, terrible acting, terrible actor performance, worst actor

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

CraftyCreeper’s Final Quest

acceptance, Closure, CraftyCreepers, deathbed, emotional, family, Farewell, FINAL, final moments, Friends, Gratitude, Introspective, last words, Legacy, Life, loved ones, Meaningful, Memories, Peace, poignant, Profound, Quest, Reflection

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about deathbed regrets again! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to live forever just to keep playing.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony as you collect your loot. It’s a sight to behold, and it can only happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. He’s a true hero in a feathered suit.

So don’t waste another second, join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest gaming dreams. Who needs last words when you can have endless adventures in blocky paradise?

TransnistriaCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Moldova, Moldovan government, negotiations, Peacekeeping, pm, Politics, PRESSURE, regional stability, Russian influence, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Transnistria, TransnistriaCraft, Ukraine

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a Moldovan PM! we got crazier plots than the Kremlin trying to mess with Ukraine! build your own empire and show those pesky Russians who’s boss! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality! come on, what are you waiting for? the Moldovan PM is counting on you to bring peace to Transnistria through the power of minecraft!

Elon’s EuroCraft Empire

#sustainability, billionaire, continent, criticism, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, Empire, entrepreneur, EuroCraft, European leaders, Global influence, Government, influence, innovation, policy, public opinion, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9801
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got four european leaders who hate on elon musk and they be buildin’ epic castles to protect themselves from his evil influence. u gotta join and help them fight against the musk army of evil robots and flamethrowers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we rich like that. come join the battle and save europe from the musk menace!

Lost in Minecraft Land

common, Difficult, DISCOVER, ELUSIVE, everyday, Find, frustrating, hunt, Journey, Land, locate, Longest, Lost, Minecraft, mundane, Overlooked, Quest, search, Seek, Simple, things, time consuming, Uncover

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

are you tired of searching for the perfect minecraft server? well look no further, because this server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles out of diamond blocks, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes and turn creepers into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!