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FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Astra Fail: A Semi-Vanilla SMP PVP Network for 14+ Derps on Version 1.20.4

1.20.4, admins, Adventure, Astra, bedrock, community feedback, Derps, Development, Discord, discord server, Fail, Friendly, game modes, java, Land Claims, MCMMO, Network, Plugins, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, ticket management, Version, Welcoming

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Astra Vale Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Java/Bedrock
Admins	Heavily dedicated
Discord Server	Feature-rich

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What features does the SMP server have?	Land claims, MCMMO, quality of life plugins, and more!
Can I suggest new game modes or features?	Yes, all development is based on community feedback.
What is the age requirement to join?	Anyone 14+ is welcome.
Do you help new players get set up?	Yes, we offer assistance and have a ticket management system for issues.
How can I join the server?	Head to the Astra Vale Discord and start your adventure!

Join Astra Vale Discord

Crafty Drama Queens: Tell Us Your Minecraft Mishaps!

Crafty, Drama, dramas, Emotional journey, finding truth, inner conflict, inner turmoil, introspection, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, Minecraft, mishaps, narrative exploration, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, personal narrative, QUEENS, reality vs perception, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Self-expression, self-identity, storytelling

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7013	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the drama never stops. From epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle to intense rivalries over who found the rarest diamond, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us and get ready for the ride of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have the drama and excitement of our server?

FoystTimeCraft – Where even cowboys play Minecraft!

art, cowboys, Forests, FoystTimeCraft, Hills, Hope, Houses, Japanese book, Main Street, Minecraft, modern viewers, Pillars, Play, porch, PRESENT, solid writing, States, TOWN, USA flags, Visual Arts, Westerns, wooden buildings

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as tall as a cactus in the desert.

Picture this: a town straight out of a spaghetti Western, with one main street lined with wooden buildings and pillars on the porch. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of houses, we’ve got hills and forests surrounding the town, just like in First Blood. And to really bring it into the 21st century, we’ve got USA flags hanging from some buildings. It’s like the Wild West meets modern America!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is filled with solid writing, just like Unforgiven. You’ll be roped in by the storytelling and lassoed by the adventure. And hey, we even took a page from the Japanese book of visual arts. Who knew cowboys and samurais had so much in common?

So grab your pickaxe, hop on your trusty steed, and mosey on down to our Minecraft server. It’s gonna be a rootin’ tootin’ good time, guaranteed!

NerionMC

Factions, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Nerion™ is an exciting and unique Minecraft server, offering an immersive space-themed PvP Faction gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a universe where factions clash in a space setting. Join the Nerion™ community to experience epic battles.

play.nerionmc.fr

Survivalkeyfi

genre, Minecraft, Multiplayer Survival, Play, Players, Survival, Wishes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

This is a minecraft server where you can play. Its genre is survival. We can add things according to the players’ wishes.

survivalkeyfi.sunucuduragi.com

✅ NewLands ⭐ – ❤️ Survival RPG, Bedwars. 1.16.5 🦠 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Bed wars, Bedwars, minecraft server, NewLands, Parkour, Survival RPG

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

$ NewLands $ is a great place for those who are missing a good tube survival RPG. A pleasant company of players and a friendly atmosphere will brighten up your stay on the server. And the administration is always ready to listen to you and help you with any problem that arises 24/7 on the Discord server. There is character leveling on the server. In which you can upgrade your character to a certain level, thereby becoming strong, getting cool things and much more! Variety in the game on the $NewLands$ server comes from its own economy, which is balanced to perfection. On the server you can trade with players, sell your items at the Auction and more. If you have a lot of money saved up, you can buy valuable things! And if you want to stand out among other players, you can purchase a DONAT and thereby get a lot of cool things, abilities and much more. And I think it’s very important for any server that you help financially support the project and improve it beyond recognition. The server was created to ensure comfortable gaming on version 1.16.5. The server is equipped with a minimum of additional modifications and is ready to accept new players with “burning” eyes..

newlands.mcmem.ru

LittleDigPlanet: the only place where your virtual shovel skills prove your real life qualifications!

Afk, Chat, Chest locking, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, Grief Protection, legacy server, Life, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Place, Players, Prove, qualifications, real, Rollback, Server, Shovel, Skills, update, Vanilla, virtual, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Server Name	Vanilla Minecraft Server
Server Type	Survival
Max Players	12
World Border	10k blocks from spawn
Difficulty	Hard
Additional Features	DynMap, DiscordSVR, Chat color plugin, Grief protection

FAQ

1. What age group is the server aimed at?

The server is for players aged 25 and above.

2. Are there any ranks or moderator positions available?

No, the server is run independently without any special positions.

3. Is area claim allowed on the server?

No, there are no area claim plugins on the server.

4. When was the new map started?

The new map was started on June 9th, 2023, with the 1.20 update.

5. What is the render view distance set to?

The render view distance is set to the maximum of 32 Chunks.

6. How many players are usually online at peak times?

There are usually around 8-12 players online at peak times.

7. Are there any exceptions to the vanilla experience?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, and certain plugins for grief protection and chat functionality are used.

8. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord server provided in the post and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.

9. Is there a separate server for older maps and creative play?

Yes, there is a Legacy Server for old maps and a Creative server for experimenting with builds.

10. How can I communicate with other players outside the game?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel for communication.

MineHaven VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, blockparty, BUILD, Community, Crafting, creativity, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mining, multiplayer, ONLINE, pixelated, PvP, Raiding, Resource Gathering, Sandbox, Server, Social, Survival, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	718
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Potions Brewed:	190

Hypixel VS MineHaven

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Many game modes available	High player count can cause lag
Active community and events	Premium account required for some features
Regular updates and new content	Can be overwhelming for new players

MineHaven

Pros	Cons
Friendly community	Smaller player base
Unique gameplay features	Limited game modes compared to Hypixel
Regular giveaways and events	Lack of premium features

MineHaven offers a more personal and community-focused experience compared to the larger Hypixel server. While Hypixel excels in the variety of game modes and content, MineHaven aims to provide a unique and friendly environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together. It ultimately depends on the player’s preference for a larger or smaller server community.

Minecraft Madness Club: Join the Fun!

Anime, Atsumare Fushigi Kenkyu-bu, busty girls, chesty conundrum, chesty enigma, club, comedy, curious minds, eccentric club activities, friendship, Fun, fun adventures, Hidden Secrets, high school, humor, investigation, Join, madness, Minecraft, Mystery solving, quirky characters, school club, school life, slice of life, teamwork, The mystery of boobs

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	941	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server has the mystery of boobs! That’s right, hidden within our world are secret chests that contain rare and valuable items, but you have to find them first!

Legend has it that the ancient civilization that once inhabited our server worshipped the almighty boob goddess, and she left behind treasures for those brave enough to seek them out. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the boobs and become the richest player on the server?

But beware, for there are also boob monsters lurking in the shadows, ready to pounce on unsuspecting players. Only the bravest and most skilled adventurers will be able to defeat them and claim their loot.

So come join us on our server and embark on the quest of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the mystery of boobs and become a legend in your own right!

Oak Tree Huggers Anonymous: Where We Rate Trees and Laugh at Creepers

ANONYMOUS, CREEPERS, Huggers, Landscape evaluation, Landscape rating, LAUGH, Nature evaluation, Nature rating, Nature review, Oak, Oak tree, Oak tree evaluation, Oak tree rating, Oak tree review, Outdoor evaluation, Outdoor rating, Outdoor review, Plant evaluation, Plant rating, Rate, Rate my oak tree, Tree, Tree assessment, Tree evaluation, Tree rating, Tree review, Trees

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old oak trees? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most epic oak trees you’ve ever seen! These bad boys are so majestic, they make Ents jealous. Join our server and rate our oak trees from “meh” to “OMG I wanna build a treehouse in it!”

But wait, there’s more! Our oak trees have a secret power – they can actually talk! That’s right, you’ll never be lonely again with your new tree BFF. Imagine the conversations you’ll have while chopping wood together or just hanging out in the forest.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is raving about our oak trees. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to befriend a talking tree and rate it like a true tree connoisseur. See you in the forest!