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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3402 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.
you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).