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Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, character analysis, emotional manipulation, evangelion, fan interpretations, fan theories, fictional relationships, harem, harem tropes, Minecraft, misconceptions, psychological analysis, relationships, Server, SHINJI, Shinji Ikari, Shinji’s relationships, Shinjis, speculation, validation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

basketball legend, black mamba, i miss Kobe, Kobe, Kobe Bryant, Kobe career, Kobe fan, Kobe forever, Kobe forever missed, Kobe greatness, Kobe highlights, Kobe impact, Kobe inspiration, Kobe interviews, Kobe legacy, Kobe legend lives on, Kobe memories, Kobe tribute, Kobe videos, los angeles lakers, Minecraft, NBA, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3086	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

BdayBashCraft

ah, Baker, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday tradition, birthday treat, Chantilly cake, Confrontation, cookie cake, coworker, coworker conflict, HR, Kids, office, small office, Treat, ungrateful, Whole Foods, workplace drama

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

all time, best ending, Cinematic, Climax, Conclusion, dramatic, emotional, Favorite, film, Finale, Greatest, Impactful, memorable, Minecraft, Movie, MovieEndGame, Recommendation, resolution, satisfying, smp, Top, Twist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	903136

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CharityCraft2021

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Items Found:	1284
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7841

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Potions Brewed:	70
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

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