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BanEvader Minecraft Server

BanEvader, Bans, Coke, controversy, evading, evading bans, free, getting paid, Hot Pockets, internet, Janny, Minecraft, Mystery, online behavior, payment, Reposting, Server, shame, SneedThread, trolling, unethical behavior, unknown

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Votes:	2495	Farms Harvested:	975
Potions Brewed:	128	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, BETRAYAL, deceitful actions, dishonesty, disloyalty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, Incompetence, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Losing respect, Manipulation, Minecraft, RespectlessCraft, rudeness, Selfishness, Server, unprofessionalism

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	36
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mines Excavated:	2328
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	75

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

country traditions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, driving habits, driving practices, hallway culture, hallway etiquette, hallway rules, left side driving, left side walking, LeftLaneLunatics, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian customs, pedestrian rules, road customs, road regulations, road rules, road safety, societal habits, traffic laws, transportation customs

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3145	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	553
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!

BlockyBlacked Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3533
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	975665
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner wizard and build the most enchanting creations! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your magical energy from the 1st to the 8th and release it with a bang! Share your edge count with fellow wizards and see who can hold out the longest.

Our AI, NovelAI V.3, will help you conjure up the most fantastical adventures and stories for your Minecraft world. For just $25 a month, you’ll have unlimited access to the most powerful spellbook of all time!

Dress to impress in our official BLACKED clothing line, because even wizards need to look fabulous while casting spells. And don’t forget to check out our BNWO Dictionary to learn the language of the magical realm.

Join our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program to earn rewards for your magical achievements in-game. And if you need some inspiration, check out our PMV Torrent for some spellbinding videos.

So grab your wand, hop on your broomstick, and join us on our magical Minecraft server for a truly enchanting experience!

DreamJobDoomedGF

Benefits, breadwinner, burden, career field, combined finances, dream job, DreamJobDoomedGF, family, finances, financial stress, Freelancer, hobby, long commutes, part time job, pay cut, Resentment, Sacrifices, Struggle, student loans

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Gods Slained:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crops Grown:	6167	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to play!

🤣 Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our server!

🔥 Need a break from the daily grind? Join us and participate in our epic building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! Who needs real money when you have shiny virtual gems, right?

🚀 Explore our server and stumble upon secret realms filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas! Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

💸 And hey, if you ever feel like you’re carrying the burden of your virtual finances, don’t worry! Our server economy is booming, and you can make a fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual dirt tycoon?

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you in the virtual world! 🎮✨

KindCraft Server: Kindness Edition

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	91
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast lands of our epic Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a stranger appears out of nowhere and hands you a diamond sword with max enchantments. You’re like, “Whoa, thanks dude!” But it doesn’t stop there. This mysterious player then leads you to a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. You’re thinking, “Is this real life or just fantasy?” Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and experience random acts of kindness like never before. From players building giant statues of your Minecraft character to organizing epic treasure hunts with insane rewards, our community is all about spreading joy and good vibes. So why wait? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

CraftyCussin’Land

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff and talk about their day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear the most vulgar things you’ve ever heard in your life – we’re talking villagers cursing, creepers trash-talking, and even the Ender Dragon dropping some serious F-bombs. It’s a non-stop party of profanity and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Brothers, a group of players who have mastered the art of building with blocks. Rumor has it they once built a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for laughs. And don’t even get us started on the time they created a rollercoaster that went straight through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your life – and maybe bring some earplugs for all the colorful language you’ll be hearing!