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ChicagoCraft SMP: ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown

African American, buy quick, Chicago, ChicagoCraft, circle, city life, funny, humor, Illinois, local ], meme, Midwest, Nice, nigga, Slang, smp, social media, street culture, ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown, trendy, Urban, urban living, viral

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Towns Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	360	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Chicago gangster who will make sure you never have a dull moment!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between players using diamond swords and enchanted armor. Our Chicago nigga will even throw in some fireworks and explosions for added excitement!

But wait, there’s more! If you can find the hidden treasure in the circle, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of emeralds and your very own pet creeper. Just be careful not to blow up your base!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you only look at this one place in the circle, it’s actually quite nice! Who wouldn’t want to buy quick in this crazy world?

WisdomToothless Minecraft Server

6 year old, Adulthood, anesthesia, Chores, cleaning, emergency situation, ENGAGEMENT, equal partnership, Fiance, flare up, health issues, Marriage, medical issues, messy house, Minecraft, narcotic medication, Pots, responsibilities, Server, Support, wisdom teeth, WisdomToothless

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	230	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with a partner who can’t even clean a few dishes after you get your wisdom teeth pulled out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and responsibilities actually being taken care of.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sulking partners who prioritize fun over helping out. We guarantee a supportive and responsible community that will have your back, even during the toughest times.

So come join us, where equal partnership is not just a dream, but a reality! Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you won’t have to drag anyone along the cliff side of adulthood. And remember, on our server, you’ll never be the asshole for expecting basic support and care.

CraftyCancerJokesLOL

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, bullying, cancer jokes, chemotherapy, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyCancerJokesLOL, Empathy, friendship, intervention, mental health, peer pressure, physical health, Respect, solidarity, Support

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9358	Villages Defended:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crops Grown:	5221	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	6347	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7713	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	181	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Emeralds Found:	4080	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

branding failure, business failure, competition analysis, customer feedback, failed project, financial loss, flop analysis, FlopCraft, lack of demand, lessons learned, market research, market trends, marketing mistakes, Minecraft, poor execution, product flop, product launch, risk assessment, Server, strategic planning, unsuccessful venture, why it flopped

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Love Letters Sent:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ores Mined:	3597
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	57	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!