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BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Farms Harvested:	781	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ores Mined:	2050	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Love Letters Sent:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9053	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	86	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!

DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8112	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!