Karnacans Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6011	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3819

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

play.lifestealsmp.xyz

Adventure, alliances, challenging environment, Combat, Cross-Play, custom weapons, Dedicated Staff, dynamic events, enemies, Gear, Guilds, Hearts, intense gameplay, LifeSteal, lifesteal combat, Minecraft, play.lifestealsmp.xyz, player-driven economy, PvP, Resource Management, Server, Survival, Updates, Vibrant Community

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

play.lifestealsmp.xyz is a thrilling server experience where players engage in intense lifesteal combat, gaining hearts by killing enemies. Custom weapons and gear enhance gameplay, while dynamic events keep the world lively. Resource management, player-driven economy, guilds, and alliances add depth. With regular updates, dedicated staff, and a vibrant community, it’s an adventure-packed journey into a realm where survival means mastering combat and thriving in a dynamic, challenging environment.

46.4.34.184:38664

Infinite Problems on a Vanilla Server for Grown Folks with Friendly Rainbows and Maps

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Java Server Location	UK
Whitelisted Age Requirement	18+
Server Features	Mostly vanilla with quality-of-life enhancements
Additional Features	Dynmap, Head Database, etc.

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join Infinity Isles, simply apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mAZRy5vvGn

2. What age group is welcome on the server?

We welcome players who are 18 years old and above.

3. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, we have features like Dynmap for easy navigation, Head Database for donators, and frequent End resets for fresh explorations.

4. Is the server mostly vanilla or are there modifications?

Our server is mostly vanilla with quality-of-life enhancements such as no mob griefing and limited TNT duping.

DerpyCraft: Where Humiliation is a Ritual

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience unlike any other.

Join us for our daily “Humiliation Ritual” where players are pitted against each other in ridiculous challenges that will leave you crying with laughter. From parkour races on invisible blocks to PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” where players must tame and train their own army of chickens to conquer the land. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant chicken, clucking your way to victory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door.

Blocky Boss Battles: Overhyped or Overrated Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Items Found:	2040	Star Shards Collected:	74
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring, overhyped bosses in video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our bosses are so terrifying, they only appear for 2 seconds before you have to beat them. But don’t worry, the end game is just sniping them while other players do all the work. Stock up on stimpaks and prepare for the ultimate challenge – getting hit by the boss only once! Join our server now for the most outrageous boss battles you’ll ever experience!

KingsCloud

KingsCloud, Minecraft, OWNER, PvP, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Hello Yes kings cloud has pvp and survival more to come later to support us you can buy from our store if our store is closed please contact the owner.

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Horizion Network VS Hypixel

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Cracked, Crafting, Cross-Play, Expansion, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, horizion network, India, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large playerbase	Requires a premium Minecraft account
Wide variety of mini-games and game modes	Can be overwhelming for new players
Regular updates and events	Can experience lag due to high player count

Horizion Network

Pros	Cons
Cross-play between Java and Bedrock	Offline mode (cracked) may lead to less secure gameplay
Vanilla Survival server with plans to expand	Smaller playerbase compared to Hypixel
Inclusion of more game modes in the future	Limited features and mini-games currently available

FAQ:

Q: How many players does each server typically have?

A: Hypixel has a much larger playerbase compared to Horizion Network.

Q: Can I play on Horizion Network without a premium Minecraft account?

A: Yes, Horizion Network is in offline mode, allowing players with cracked accounts to join.

Q: What kind of gameplay modes are available on each server?

A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and game modes, while Horizion Network currently focuses on vanilla Survival with plans to expand in the future.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on both servers?

A: Hypixel is known for its regular updates and events, while Horizion Network may have less frequent updates due to its smaller size.

Pixel Puzzler’s Playground

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring, average-sized Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we take size to a whole new level! We are the only server in the world where everything is super-sized – from the trees to the animals to the blocks themselves!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through giant forests, where the trees are so big you’ll need a ladder just to reach the first branch! And don’t even get us started on the size of the creepers – they’re so massive, they make Godzilla look like a chihuahua!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Giant Chicken, a creature so enormous that it roams the land like a feathered colossus, laying eggs the size of houses! Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everything is larger than life!

Blocky Booty Busters

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring, hopeless Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our server is the antidote to all that negativity! Join us for a wild ride filled with hope, dreams, and trust in the goodness of the Minecraft universe. Say goodbye to the haters, the suckers, and the incels – we’re all about positivity and fun here! So come on, join us and let’s create a world where anything is possible!

Vanilla Anarchy – Hardcore Minecraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2308	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

A new hardcore anarchy experience. This server is a small world border, map reset monthly (1st of the month) but your ender chest data and points are saved from month to month. You earn points from in-game advancements and voting!

Join the discord.gg/uzwH53wcKp and get to punching trees!

Ready to start somewhere new? JOIN TODAY!

vanillaanarchy.com

Down UnderCraft: Where Aussies Rule and Koalas Drool

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	845
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a kangaroo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aussies who will show you that intelligence is overrated when you have a boomerang in hand!

Join us for epic battles where we ride emus into battle and throw shrimp on the barbie to distract our enemies. Our community is as diverse as the Outback, with players from all over the world coming together to build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen.

So hop on your kangaroo and come join us for a ripper of a time on our Minecraft server. Who needs brains when you’ve got a vegemite sandwich and a diamond sword? G’day mate, let’s get crafting!