FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	9613
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

HamasCraft: Tomorrow’s Revenge

Captivity, captivity experience, captivity ordeal, captivity recovery, captivity release, captivity survival, emotional distress, emotional trauma, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage rescue, hostage testimony, hostage trauma, mental health, mental resilience, psychological abuse, psychological torture, rescue, Revenge, Survival, Tomorrows, Trauma

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players threatening to kill each other, just like in this crazy headline! but don’t worry, we don’t actually condone violence, it’s all in good fun. you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server. come join us and see for yourself!

CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults

America, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, CraftyIQs, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, derogatory terms, global perceptions, global perspectives, hot, insult, insults, INTELLECT, intelligence, intelligence insults, intelligence levels, intelligence measurements, intelligence shaming, international insults, IQ comparisons, Room temperature IQ, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

Pee2PurifyCraft

#sustainability, astronaut gear, drinking water, Dune stillsuits, environmental impact, future technology, futuristic design, innovation, Nasa Artemis program, Pee2PurifyCraft, prototype design, renewable resources, science advancements, space exploration, Space missions, space technology, Space Travel, spacesuit, urine recycling, water conservation, water purification

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	96	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Towns Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have spacesuits that turn pee into water like in the movie dune. imagine surviving in the desert and peeing in your suit only to drink it later. it’s like magic but with science. come play with us and experience the future of hydration. NASA is shook at our innovation. pee-pee water for the win!

Join Server26 – Where the only thing being reset is our players’ sleep schedules! No Teleporting, just friendly chaos since 2015!

Armorstands, bone blocks, Chaos, ELYTRA, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enderdragon, Friendly, germany, Ghasts, harbor, intel, Join, NVMe SSD, Paper, Players, RAM, recolor glass, Reset, schedules, Server26, Sleep, smp, Teleporting, villager

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Main Guideline	Leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Community

Laid back rules, close knit community, events, and help available from staff and players.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience, no warps, long term projects, no map resets.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with Intel i9-9900k, 128GB RAM, 1TB NVMe SSD, uses Paper for server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, chest shop plugin, and various datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server for players 18+ only?	Yes, please be 18 or older to join.
Do you offer any donation perks?	No, there are no donation perks or admin shops on the server.
Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?	No, those features are not available on this server.
Is the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset.
Are there public farms available?	Yes, there are lots of public farms on the server.

TearsCraft Minecraft Server

60fps mods, Best Way to Play, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, gaming enhancements, gaming experience, gaming forums, gaming graphics, Gaming Mods, gaming on PC, gaming optimization, gaming performance, gaming setup, Minecraft, PC Gaming, PC gaming mods, pc gaming tips, Server, tears of the kingdom, tears of the kingdom gameplay, Tears of The Kingdom mods, TearsCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Animals Bred:	150
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Votes:	1767
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We have 60fps mods that will make your game look so smooth, you’ll think you’re actually living in the blocky world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about getting sued for pirating, because on our server, anything goes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for anything, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

GovtSecrets Minecraft Server

#announcement, ALERT, Banking, Currency, Document, economic reset, Economy, finance, Financial Stability, financial system, global currency reset, global economy, government agency, GovtSecrets, Minecraft, Monetary system, OCC, official document, policy, Preparation, Quantum Financial System, regulations, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	86
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and secret government documents!

Ever wanted to be part of a global currency reset? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is preparing for the arrival of the Quantum Financial System, and you can be right in the middle of all the action. Trade diamonds for bitcoin, build your own secret underground bunker, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious government agency documents that have been circulating.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride!

DressDebt Minecraft Server

Adult, Alteration, Borrowing, college student, comfort, dress, DressDebt, fashion company, free clothing, Holes, husband, knee length, long top, Minecraft, Mini Dress, mistake, original state, reimbursement, Server, silk, STEPDAUGHTER, tight fit, Upset

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories like the tale of the Silk Mini Dress Debacle!

Imagine a world where a daughter borrows a dress from her stepmom, alters it without permission, and causes a fashion frenzy! Will the dress ever be the same again? Will the stitches be removed without leaving holes? Find out on our server, where even the smallest mishaps lead to big drama!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of the next great Minecraft saga!

Stepdad’s Forgotten Kids Server

abandonment, anger, Communication, Conflict, emotions, family, forgiveness, Forgotten, Grief, Help, Illness, Jealousy, Kids, MONEY, parents, relationship, Resentment, Server, Siblings, Stepdads, stepkids, Support, support system, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ores Mined:	5630	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8736	Dimension Hops:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with resentment, jealousy, and kidney issues – oh my!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, with a touch of chaos and a sprinkle of family dysfunction. Witness the epic showdown between a dad, his kids, and his stepkids as they navigate through awkward family dynamics and unresolved childhood trauma.

But wait, there’s more! Help out with money for treatments, mock your dad, and tell him to go to hell – all while building your dream virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

So come on down to our server and join the dysfunctional fun! Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? See you there, drama llamas!

UglyCraft Minecraft Server

appearance insecurities, attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, conventionally ugly, cultural beauty ideals, facial features, fashion sense, Minecraft, negative self-perception, personal grooming, physical appearance, physical flaws, self esteem, self worth, Server, signs of ugliness, social acceptance, societal norms, UglyCraft, unattractive traits

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4419	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	941738
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of being called conventionally ugly in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most beautiful blocky character in the virtual world! Our server is so visually stunning that even the creepers stop exploding just to admire your pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly gain +10 charisma and a flawless complexion. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your real-life ugliness and hello to your new blocky beauty on our server!

Pixel Love Shack

charming, Cheesy, Clever, compliments, conversation starter, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, ice breaker, lines that don’t, lines that work, love, pick up lines, PIXEL, relationships, romance, Shack, Smooth, smooth moves, smooth operator, smooth talker, Suave, sweet talk, Witty

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Alien Abductions:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! And speaking of lighting up worlds, you should totally join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and a note that said, “Use these to mine your way to victory!” And guess what? That player went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our magical pickaxes! So if you want to experience epic adventures, meet quirky players, and maybe even find some enchanted pickaxes of your own, come join us on our server! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough 😉.

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