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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3615 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 2591 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3125 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!
But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!
Maximilian Dood, known simply as Max, is a 
