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Crafty Contractors

capacity, Contractors, Country, Crafty, fascist, government contracting, government services, Ideology, Israel, Jobs, nationalism, outsourcing, Politics, privatization, public sector, Religion, rightwingers, settler ideology, US government, White Man, zionist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality more than the US government’s hiring practices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the craziest conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?

And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and chaos, join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why the US government turned all its jobs into contractors…or you might just build a really cool castle. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

Crafty Cossacks: Slava Ukraine Edition

anti-Ukraine sentiment, BIAS, boxing, boxing industry, controversy, Cossacks, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Edition, fealty, Jew influence, JEWKRAINE, Manipulation, media control, MUH SLAVA UKRAINI, political agenda, pozzed, Propaganda, public opinion, show support, slava, support for Ukraine, Tyson, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Farms Harvested:	457
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	176	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	427166
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our gameplay is the conspiracy theories we come up with! Join us for a chance to fight off zombies, build epic structures, and uncover the truth about the secret society of boxing enthusiasts who are secretly controlling the world from Ukraine.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman boxing abilities and be able to knock out creepers with a single punch. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious jokes and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything is possible.

Anarchycrafts

Anarchy, borders, fair, HARD, Land Claim, Minecraft, no staff, no-tp, Nocheat, Nohacks, Plugins, Protection, Semianarchy, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Version 1.20.4

Semi-anarchy server. Minimum amount of plugins to keep things fair. No-tp, protection, land claim, borders. Just hard survival. No staff.

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CraftyCritters

Armor Set Search, CraftyCritters, databases, Decorations database, emulation, FAQ, General Info, Hunter Connect, Iceborne, Item database, Kiranico, MH Frontier, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, modding, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, Pingsdex, Ryozo interview, set up, Steam Deck, Steam page, Sunbreak, Where does /vg/ play

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ores Mined:	5289	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with monsters, hunters, and epic battles!

Ever wanted to ride a Rathalos into battle while wearing a suit made of Kirin horns? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our armor set search feature will help you find the perfect gear to make you the ultimate monster-slaying machine.

But wait, there’s more! Our monster weakness database will give you the upper hand in combat, allowing you to take down even the toughest foes with ease. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our decorations database to bling out your gear like never before?

Join now and embark on a journey like no other in a Minecraft server that will leave you ROFLing all day long! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you in our world of Monster Hunter mayhem!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!

alts dump, Alts pump, blocky, btc, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, CREEPERS, cryptocurrency, Emotional rollercoaster, explode, fear of missing out, financial stress, FOMO, hodl, Investment, Laughter, market fluctuations, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, McBlockface, panic selling, PUMPS, rollercoaster emotions, rollercoaster ride, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!

VirginLoserBullyFem

arousal, bully, control, degradation, dirty talk, Domination, FANTASY, femanon, fetish, Humiliation, jerk off, kink, Loser, power play, Roleplay, sexual tension, submissive, taboo, Tease, Virgin, VirginLoserBullyFem

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where a mysterious femanon will bully and tease you for being a virgin loser while you jerk off!

Join us for the ultimate humiliation experience as you try to survive in a world where your self-esteem is constantly being crushed by a merciless stranger. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored again! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be roasted like never before!

Purrfectly Uncertain Craft

alive and dead, Copenhagen interpretation, Craft, experimental design, Observation, Paradox, philosophical implications, PHYSICS., Purrfectly, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, Scientific theory, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, Uncertain, uncertainty, wave function collapse, wave-particle duality

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Emeralds Found:	6277
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7459

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Schrödinger’s cat can’t resist playing! This server is so mind-bendingly fun, even quantum physics can’t explain it. Join us for a wild ride through alternate dimensions and crazy adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned off Schrödinger’s cat. That’s right, they single-handedly caused a paradox in the universe just by playing Minecraft. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden deep within our world – it’s said to grant wishes to those who find it.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to keep an eye on Schrödinger’s cat – we don’t want any more paradoxes on our hands!

TwitchWorld – RP server Minecraft server

5orka, Adventure, borderless, Buster, freedom, friendship, gaming experience, legend, minecraft server, mrbeast, Possibilities, Reliable servers, role-playing game, rp server, Stability, Story, Streamers, TwitchWorld

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Potions Brewed:	117
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to TwitchWorld, a unique world where every step is an exciting adventure! ?

Here you don’t just play – you become part of something bigger. Immerse yourself in a role-playing game where every choice matters.

Features of our TwitchWorld server:

Streamers: Our streamers not only entertain, but also protect! Buy streamers like MrBeast, Buster, 5orka and many others, and let them bravely fight mobs on your side.

No privates: Discover freedom! Our world is borderless – build, explore and interact without limits.

Stability: Enjoy uninterrupted gaming thanks to our reliable servers that provide a smooth and stable gaming experience.

TwitchWorld is waiting for you! Join us and become part of the legend. Your story begins here… ✨

Adventure, friendship, and endless possibilities – you’ll find it all and more at TwitchWorld. Come in and see for yourself!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Achievements, Advancements, blocktopia, breakthroughs, Competition, Future, innovation, Limits, Minecraft, Possibilities, Potential, predictions, progress, REALISTICALLY, Server, surpass, surpassability, Surpassing, surpassing boundaries, surpassing expectations, surpassing limits, Technology, Ultimate

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that legends say even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then join us today!

Who needs reality when you can join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Pigs Fly

Analysis, Behavior, Communication, confusion, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Dance, DerpyCraft, emotions, Fly, habits, Human nature, introspection, Observation, patterns, Perception, Pigs, Psychology, Questioning, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social norms, society, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Farms Harvested:	267
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2126	Runes Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because this server is like a wild party that never ends!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, build your own rollercoaster that shoots out diamonds instead of carts, and even ride on the backs of dragons while fighting off evil llamas with laser eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of gold or get teleported to a secret disco party in the sky.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in taking Minecraft to a whole new level of insanity. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!