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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9258 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4966 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Mines Excavated: | 4925 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!