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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1511 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!