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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	2207
New Chunks Explored:	747176	Void Gems Collected:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

animal, cat, Climax, control, Cumming, disbelief, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Feline, funny, INTENSE, Minecraft, orgasm, overwhelmed, Pleasure, reaction, Sensation, Sensual, Server, STOP, Surprise, uncontrollable

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Ores Mined:	7499	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	75	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

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Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	81	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Farms Harvested:	998
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).