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BlockBusters

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GenocideGamerGirl

Accountability, ACCUSED, charges, Conflict, Court, criminal, defendant, French, Genocide, GenocideGamerGirl, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, prosecution, Syria, trial, trial proceedings, War Crimes, WOMAN

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1915
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	7722
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Orphan Lit Roleplay

books, Characters, creativity, family, fictional characters, guidance, imagination, inspiration, lit, literary role models, Literature, Loss, Mentorship, Options, ORPHAN, orphanhood, reading, role models, Roleplay, Support, Tragedy, upside

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crops Grown:	2098
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

Antarctic ecosystem, Antarctic Peninsula, antarctica, climate change, climate science, data analysis, ecological impact, ecological shifts, environmental change, environmental monitoring, Expansion, greenery, long term trends, plant cover, polar regions, remote sensing, satellite data, satellite imagery, Satellite technology, scientific research, Server, Vegetation, vegetation growth

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crops Grown:	7127
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

black asian girlfriend, chance, city, destiny, dream, fate, free, free money, free move, Future, Honesty, Hope, House, International, LUCK, MANSION, Minecraft, okinawa, opportunity, relationship, Relocation, Server, twin towns, wikipedia

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	65	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

BIZARRE, Handy, hidden talent, Mastered, Niche, odd, offbeat, practical, quirky, random skill, SkillfulSMP, special ability, strange, Surprising, talent, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessButHandy, weird

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	1076
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Animals Bred:	134
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Towns Built:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magic Items Found:	2753
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

Edition, inappropriate, inappropriate actions, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate workplace actions, inappropriate workplace behavior, inappropriate workplace behavior examples, inappropriate workplace conduct, office behavior, office etiquette, office misconduct, office misconduct examples, office professionalism, Professionalism, work behavior, work misconduct, WorkCraft, workplace boundaries, workplace ethics, workplace misconduct, workplace misconduct examples, workplace professionalism

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

African traditional medicine, African wormwood, Alternative Medicine, ancient healing, antibacterial properties, antimicrobial compound, cough remedy, cure, fever treatment, herbal medicine, herbal remedy, hypoxic state, Infectious Disease, lung infection, medicinal plant, mycobacteria, natural treatment, plant medicine, respiratory illness, Server, traditional remedy, Tubby, tuberculosis treatment, Wormwoods

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

#youtube, Activity, Dooby, Doobys, Gators, Jerboa, jumping mouse, Minecraft, October 20, roingus enthusiasts, Server, socials, Station, subscribe, teamates, Thread, train-bound, twitch, twitter, update, Vtuber, Watson

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!