| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6325 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla
mc.detvestiworld.fun
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 826 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 4001 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6326 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3714 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2897 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?
So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2359 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4559 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 5185 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1035 | Votes: | 8077 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 224 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5489 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 278 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.
plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.
come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6650 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 681 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8405 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.
2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.
5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 571 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.
Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!
