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Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Crafty Tears

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	320
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6593	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Mines Excavated:	3267
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	219	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1548	Ores Mined:	1121
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	129
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	5867

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3794
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.