🍆💦Kanes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCreeper University

Academia, career, Classroom, college, CraftyCreeper, curriculum, education, Expertise, higher education, knowledge, learning, Lecture, Mentorship, Passion, Professor, research, specialization, Students, Subject, teaching, University

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place to be in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to learn how to tame a herd of explosive llamas, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

If you were a professor on our server, you would definitely be teaching “Advanced Potion Brewing with a Side of Unicorn Riding” or “How to Build a Castle Using Only Marshmallows and Rainbow Blocks.” Trust us, your students will never be bored!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning diamonds into cheeseburgers!

CokeCraft: Where Everything Seems Great!

addiction, Brain, brain function, cocaine, cocaine addiction, CokeCraft, discovery, dopamine, dopamine regulation, drug abuse, drug effects, Great, inhibition, long-term effects, mental health, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Regulation, research, reward system, substance abuse

🔥 🔥 🔥

so, like, this server is like a virtual cocaine trip for your brain, man. you join and suddenly everything seems great, like you’re on top of the world. the blocks look brighter, the mobs look friendlier, and the diamonds sparkle like never before. it’s like a whole new level of high, but without the nasty side effects.

come join us and experience the ultimate dopamine rush in the world of Minecraft. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and mine for precious resources like never before. trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the fun never stops.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and get ready for the ride of your life. who needs drugs when you have this Minecraft server to get your fix? let’s get high on blocks together, man.

Product Server

Adventure, bedrock edition, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, hobby, japanese, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvP, server hosting, small server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

🔥 🔥 🔥

This server is a small smp server that I maintain as a hobby. Much of the text in the game is in Japanese, but it is my opinion that you will have no problem playing even if you don’t understand the Japanese. Also you can join with bedrock edition!

If you have any questions, feel free to contact me on discord!

mc.ruruna.net

FemCraft Minecraft Server

argue, babies, black homeless man, cock carousel, creepy, Demand, egalitarian, egalitarians, FemCraft, FEMINISTS, Help, Minecraft, organization, privileges, rich white women, Server, supremacy movement, Victim, wealthy class, whore phase

🔥 🔥 🔥

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in true equality for all, unlike those crazy feminists out there! Join us and fight against the evil rich white women who want to prolong their cock carousel whore phase by killing babies (yes, you read that right).

On our server, we support the black homeless man suffering on the road and help those in need, unlike those feminists who only care about themselves. We are the true egalitarians who will fight against the creepy supremacy movement of feminism and align ourselves with the underprivileged.

So come join us on our server and let’s show those feminists what true equality looks like! Plus, we have some epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. See you there!

SMPQueenSlayer – Minecraft SMP >WCW dies

aew, Competition, dies, dying federation, Entertainment, gtWCW, Minecraft, money mark, Nostalgia, professional wrestling, smp, SMPQueenSlayer, tna, WCW, WCW 2.0, WCW demise, WCW legacy, WCW nostalgia, WCW obsession, WCW revival, wrestling, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling promotions

🔥 🔥 🔥

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that die out faster than a WWE storyline? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: WCW dies, TNA rises from the ashes like a phoenix, only to die again. But fear not, because AEW swoops in like a hero in spandex to save the day. And just when you think it’s all over, Money Mark decides to resurrect WCW 2.0 because, well, why the heck not?

Join our server for the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs stability when you can have drama, plot twists, and a whole lot of questionable decisions? So come on, why replicate a dead fed when you can join us and be part of the madness? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds!

DaughterDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Alimony, Boyfriend, California, Covid laws, DaughterDrama, Divorce, evicting daughter, grifter, housing bubble, Instacart, lawsuit, Minecraft, Mortgage, Naive, odd jobs, previous roommate, Rehab, Rent, selling home, Server, sublease, tough time, under market price

🔥 🔥 🔥

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of owning a town home with questionable tenants!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the wild world of Alexis and her never-ending saga of roommates and ex-boyfriends. From grifters to lawyers, you’ll never know what kind of character you’ll encounter next!

Witness the epic battle between a mom determined to evict her daughter and a daughter who just can’t seem to pay rent on time. Will justice prevail? Will the housing bubble burst before the drama ends? Only time will tell on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, come join us and experience the thrill of virtual real estate drama like never before!

Mom’s Other Fam Love More Server

blended family, Communication Issues, emotional confrontation, emotional outburst, emotional turmoil, fam, family conflict, family dynamics, feeling left out, feeling like an outcast, feeling neglected, feeling unloved, Jealousy, love, moms, mother-son relationship, Mother’s love, parental favoritism, parental relationships, seeking attention, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family

🔥 🔥 🔥

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like part of the family? Look no further than our server, where we promise to never make you feel like a second-class player!

Join us and experience a virtual family dynamic like no other. Our admins will act as your cool step-parents, always there to support you and help you navigate the world of Minecraft.

Just like in real life, you might have a step-sibling or two on the server. But don’t worry, we promise they won’t steal your diamonds or grief your builds. In fact, they might even team up with you for some epic adventures!

And if you ever feel left out or like you’re not getting enough attention, just let us know. We’ll make sure you feel loved and appreciated, just like a true member of the family.

So come join us on our server, where drama is just as wild as in real life, but with a lot more blocks and creepers involved!

WeekDayz – Mine & Chill!

activities, Chill, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure, MONDAY, personal preference, Preferences, productivity, Relaxation, Routine, saturday, Schedule, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, WeekDayz, weekend, why, work

🔥 🔥 🔥

Yo, listen up! If your favorite day of the week isn’t the day you join our Minecraft server, then you’re seriously missing out! Picture this: every Monday, our server transforms into a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance. Tuesdays are all about building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, with a prize of unlimited golden apples for the winner. Wednesdays are dedicated to epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond swords and pet dragons. Thursdays are for competitive sheep shearing races, because why not? Fridays are for massive PvP battles where you can ride into battle on a giant chicken. Saturdays are for chilling in our virtual hot tubs and discussing the meaning of life with fellow players. And Sundays? Well, Sundays are for sleeping in and dreaming about all the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server next week. So, what’s your favorite day of the week now? Join us and make every day a Minecraft Funday!

NightMarch Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Community, doctor’s rape, empowerment, gender equality, Indian women, Justice, March, Minecraft, movement, murder, NightMarch, protest, reclaim the night, Safety, Server, social change, solidarity, Support, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

🔥 🔥 🔥

come join our epic minecraft server where indian women march to reclaim the night after a doctor’s rape and murder! we have the most lit events, like a virtual protest where you can build signs and march around the server to fight for justice! join us for a fun and empowering experience as we come together to make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our community is so supportive and amazing, you’ll never want to leave! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a part of something truly special!

BlockyBorderPatrol

aggression, Alliance, Belarus, BlockyBorderPatrol, borders, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military intervention, political tension, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Troops, VIOLATION

🔥 🔥 🔥

so, like, this server is like, so epic that even russia is getting involved, man. like, if you mess with our borders, russia is gonna send in their troops to back us up. how crazy is that? join us and be part of this intense political drama in the minecraft world. who knows what will happen next, maybe aliens will join the server too. come on, don’t miss out on all the action and chaos. join now and be a part of history in the making, dude.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ores Mined:	9980
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Innovative Kanes Minecraft Servers

CraftyCreeper University

Stats November 22, 2024

CokeCraft: Where Everything Seems Great!

Stats November 22, 2024

Product Server

Stats November 22, 2024

FemCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

SMPQueenSlayer – Minecraft SMP >WCW dies

Stats November 22, 2024

DaughterDrama Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Mom’s Other Fam Love More Server

Stats November 22, 2024

WeekDayz – Mine & Chill!

Stats November 22, 2024

BlockyBorderPatrol

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Star Shards Collected:	213
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ores Mined:	7959
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	4261
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4