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Minecraft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, Aria, cope, Dark Corvus, Epic, epic seven, general, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, smp, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, update, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more epic than summoning a 5* Last Rider Krau in Epic Seven? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got resources that will make your diamond mining skills look like child’s play, and our raids are so intense they make Yuffine’s Raid Boss Guide look like a bedtime story.

And don’t forget about our legendary /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, and Partyvan. Make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or risk being banished to the Netori guild (just kidding…maybe).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CraftyPig – Modern Minecraft Server

#pantsu, 11/28 Update, Aria, cope, CraftyPig, Dark Corvus, e7g, Epic Seven General, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, MODERN, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, Server, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5950	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most epic one out there! Join now for a chance to fight against the legendary Raid Boss Yufine and earn epic rewards!

Join one of our wacky guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan and show off your skills in the most outrageous battles Minecraft has ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our server today! Just remember to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or else you might get caught in a netori trap!

The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24

ASPAS, Baena, Ballon D’or, bellingham, champions league, CoolCrafters, Copa América, Dovbyk, james rodriguez, kane, L. Martinez, la liga, mbappe, messi, Minecraft, real madrid, Sabitzer, Season, season 2023/24, smp, top assisters, top big chances creator, top goalscorers, Vinicius Jr

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and become the top goalscorer like Kane and Mbappé in the Champions League, or assist your way to victory like Bellingham and Sabitzer. Who needs diamonds when you can create big chances like Mbappé himself?

In La Liga, you can dominate the leaderboard just like Dovbyk and Baena, or channel your inner Aspas and create big chances left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Take your skills to the Copa America and become the top goalscorer like L. Martinez, or assist your way to glory like James Rodriguez. With chances created like Messi, you’ll be unstoppable!

And if that’s not enough, join Real Madrid and dominate the leaderboard like Bellingham, who not only scores goals but also assists and creates big chances like a true MVP.

And the cherry on top? Win the Ballon d’Or like Vinicius Jr. and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

KaneCraft Minecraft Server – “Commiserations Edition”

#Southgate, Commiserations, Defeat, Disappointment, Edition, fit, FITNESS, football, gutted, immediate thoughts, interview, kane, KaneCraft, Loss, Minecraft, personal business, retarded, Server, Soccer, substance, Thoughts, Tournament, tried hardest

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is filled with outrageous reasons to join!

Join us for the chance to battle against Kane himself, who is still recovering from his devastating loss and is seeking redemption through Minecraft PvP battles. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim victory?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious creatures like the Southgate, a legendary being who may or may not be able to speak in coherent sentences. Will you dare to challenge him and uncover the truth behind his strange behavior?

So come on, join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	7491
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

NoBoysAllowedMC

aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boy best friend, Communication, Confrontation, emma, family drama, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, Love Triangle, movie night, NoBoysAllowedMC, personal space, Respect, science experiment, teenage drama, trust issues

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP

bizarre laws, bizarre statutes, crazy laws, funny laws, funny legal rules, Minecraft, obscure laws, odd government laws, odd laws, offbeat laws, peculiar laws, peculiar legislation, quirky laws, ridiculous laws, smp, strange laws, strange regulations, unusual laws, unusual legal codes, wacky laws, weird laws, weird ordinances, WeirdLawWorld

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crops Grown:	9540
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre and wacky server out there! Our server is so crazy that the weirdest law in the world is that you must wear a chicken suit every time you enter the Nether. Don’t ask why, just embrace the poultry fashion statement.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious quests and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs have better dance moves than you do.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how weird things can get in our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a ton of fun along the way!

NoSkipHitsCraft

album appreciation, album love, album perfection, album recommendation, enjoyable tracks, fantastic album, flawless album, music appreciation, music discovery, music enjoyment, music exploration, music lovers, Musical masterpiece, must-listen, no skipping required, no skips, no skips needed, NoSkipHitsCraft, seamless album, track enjoyment, track perfection

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	4020	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	5176	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of listening to the same old music while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate album that you can’t skip a single track on! Join us and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures that will have you grooving and mining all day long. From fighting off zombie pigmen with disco balls to riding llamas through a rainbow-filled Nether, this server will have you jamming out and laughing your way to victory. So come on, join us and let the music of Minecraft take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!

BidenCraft: Defending with Israel – Minecraft Server

Biden administration, BidenCraft, Conflict prevention, Defending, defense cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, global security, international partnership, Iranian attack, Israel, Israel defenses, joint defense efforts, Middle East tensions, military defense, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, potential threat, regional stability, security measures, Server, strategic alliance, US official

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	Towns Built:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ores Mined:	7647
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

KurskCraft: Tanks Trapped & TNT Ready

armored vehicles, defense lines, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military defense, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, military vehicles, military vehicles stuck, Ready, Russian army, Russian defense, russian military, russian tanks, tank warfare, Tanks, Tnt, Trapped, trapped tanks, war machines

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

OMG u guyz, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got russian tanks trapped in Kursk region, it’s like a real life warzone but in Minecraft! u can ride the tanks and blow stuff up, it’s so epic! Plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if u get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore the sky! It’s lit fam, join now before the tanks escape and wreak havoc on the server!

AllergyCraft – Keep your distance from the peanuts!

allergic children, allergic reactions, allergic reactions in children, AllergyCraft, antibiotics, children, Deadly food allergies, Distance, food allergies, food allergy awareness, food allergy causes, food allergy education, food allergy increase, food allergy management, food allergy prevention, food allergy research, food allergy statistics, food allergy study, food sensitivities, peanuts, Processed Food, rise in allergies, Safety Measures

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

come join our minecraft server where food allergies are a thing of the past! we have magical food that will cure all allergies, even ones you didn’t know you had! no more worrying about accidentally eating peanuts and going into anaphylactic shock, our food will keep you safe and allergy-free!

our server is like a magical wonderland where you can eat whatever you want without fear. we even have a special potion that makes you immune to all food allergies forever! imagine never having to worry about reading food labels again, it’s a dream come true!

we have a secret underground lab where our scientists work tirelessly to create new and improved food items that are not only delicious but also allergy-proof. you won’t find this kind of innovation anywhere else!

so come join us on our server and say goodbye to food allergies for good. you’ll never have to carry an epi-pen again, just sit back, relax, and enjoy all the tasty treats our server has to offer. trust us, you won’t regret it!