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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9380 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.
So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!